Nonsense & Shenanigans

Sam. Elderly millennial. She/her. This is where I blow off steam by thinking about fictional people. I am probably the most conflict-avoidant lawyer you'll meet, but I do like to scream into the void about things. Ask me to tag things if necessary, I can try. Survivor of the BBC Sherlock Wars. Mostly OFMD and Good Omens, but I do tend to hyper-fixate unannounced.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Replacing “none of these words are in the bible” with “none of these words are in the silmarillion”.

[saltpepperbeard]

🕯️🕯️🕯️ let 2026 be the year we come out of the gravy basket 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[seducemymindyouidiot]

Not to emerge only to do more clowning, but does anyone else hope that maybe the Netflix/HBO merger/acquisition might be a chance to reopen negotiations??

[princemick]

lewis hamilton at the 2025 met gala

[r00kesque]

screaming crying throwing up

Need him carnally

Alan Cummings for Nasty Pig

[just-somedude-deactivated202502]

No I'm not really overprotective, but if you touch her I'll end your bloodline

[ofmd-ann]

[seducemymindyouidiot]

Is CBS brave enough to have that beautiful man playing Watson kiss Holmes whenever he inevitably comes back from the “dead” in their new show?

Probably not, but I can hope.

[seducemymindyouidiot]

I think I should get credit for a decade of sobriety credit for white-knuckling my way through this election while sober as a blue dot in a red state.

It’s me, melatonin, and my magnesium mocktail against the world.

[seducemymindyouidiot]

You ever think you’re over a fandom trauma until one of those creators pops their sniveling little face up with a new vanity project and your gut reaction of “fuck you. Hope it fails.” Leads (despite the general vibe being well suited to your preferences).

Anyway, fuck you, MG, I hope your Good Omens self-insert fanfic fails. (Sorry, Polly Walker, you’re gorgeous and I love you.)

[seth-whumps]

there's something intoxicating about caretakers helping whumpees out of the bath. toweling them off, holding them up, guiding baggy clothes over their bare shoulders. careful with wounds and bruises; leading them to the cot and helping them lie down; a hand grasping around their wrist. "stay. please don't leave me alone."

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[bleachersgirl]

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

[forlorngarden]

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

[57flagsofdeath]

Tbh thinking about the fact that in the middle of his very huge mental crisis, Ed was still out here doing fashion and crafts. He made himself a new gun harness and battle jacket, put on his black kohl makeup, got some jewelry, did his messy buns every morning, painted his caketopper and put it next to the stede one, et cetera. Babygirl can't stop doing art and theater

[edwarbteach]

SEASON 2 OF OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH WAS RELEASED ONE YEAR AGO!