Jetta's-

Mid20s Nu here. Awruff Hiiiii!

[netjaunt]

So u tellin me... that i was lucky enough to be born onto a flying space rock with water, leaves and mountains and then go from just a lil guy to a puppygirl in my 20s.. waow life is ruffin crazy.

[pride-knightess]

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

[pride-knightess]

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

[pride-knightess]

No!!!!

[pride-knightess]

😭

[iicaru2]

my personal favorite contribution.

[renixie]

I bark out loud every time I see one of ur pics

natural reaction to seeing another dog at the park

[plaidos]

top ten mutuals. go on. they’re not gonna top themselves

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[punkitt-is-here]

Genuinely I love helping my friends so much. One of my buds called me and asked for a ride and was apologizing so profusely bc it was so last minute and they said they could pay me back and all that and I just got to be like "no worries I got u covered :D". Being able to just erase stress like that makes me the happiest person in the world

[netjaunt]

Hot punk tgirls on tractors >

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[starlet-sky]

[chronicallypuppy]

I feel like i overwhelm ppl im talking to

[netjaunt]

Mood asf

[wanders-in-wonderland]

I wanna wrestle so you can pin me down and show me how much stronger you are and how I don’t have any chance of stopping you from doing what you want.

[theehorsepusssy]

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[rrrick]

[netjaunt]

Im so Uppy today i wanna roll around in the grass and chase the mail truck so bad... grrrrr

[lovestruck-lusagi]

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

[netjaunt]

As a new user, one thing I cant get over is that when i like a couple posts from someone or start following someone, this app immediately goes " oh you like this persons stuff? Here lemme show you their ENTIRE FUCKING POST CATALOG" then i feel like im spamming someone's inbox bc like i know i follow them cuz theyre relatable and now im liking all their stuff but like.. thats what the "following" section is for... not for tumblr to fill my normal feed with everything that new follow has ever done on the app..... raaahhhh i want to have it trickled to me not whatever it is that currently happens