all the cyanide you drink

hormonal girlboy | 18 | she/him/it | chicago, usa i fall into men for your DNIs despite being on estrogen for a year

[wii-play-motion]

transgender fuckgirl slutboy

> Ri (she/he/it)

pfp by @syzygyblvd ! go drop a follow

likes:

cassette collecting (will tag any new posts with #mycassettes)

my manwhores (including my current partner manwhore number 4)

wii play motion (and any other wii games)

persona 5 (currently playing)

my roommate's kitties… DM me for pics :3

hannibal 2013 (and i guess original hannibal too but. not the same)

banh mi

music:

mcr, sissysissysissy, fleetwood mac, lil nas x, jack off jill, naomi 10 million, thai body dump, olivia rodrigo, baby's breath, my little pony is jesus god is me :3, mgmt, mc hammer, lagrimas, mother mother, the scary jokes, that handsome devil, 21 savage (always adding more!)

making my own music :) starting a band when i have time

listening to music. i listen to any genre except nursery rhymes :/

dislikes:

people who say some variation of "well i just think suicidal people need the help they deserve and i am ill equipped to deal with this" and then send said suicidal person into a 72-hour hold / mental hospital as a form of "care" because they don't want to deal with the burden of being suicidal

devo. sorry

also i run @angrychicagogooglemapsreviews

DMs are always open if you wanna talk but i usually will take a long time to get back to you. text me on discord @ ri.meat

im also often posting satire shit that i never tag so a good rule of thumb is if it says punk values anywhere in there it's probably satire

[redlipstickboy]

"go fuck yourself" SAY LESSSSSSSSSS

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[ripempezardexerox]

[dumb-teenagerx]

im scared to dm ppl like no dont stab me 11037 times

[shadow-generations]

If you think misogyny doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from misogyny

[shadow-generations]

If you think racism doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from racism

[ripempezardexerox]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[creatingblackcharacters]

If you think Remmick's behavior in Sinners towards Sammie was in any way queer or motivated by sexual attraction, boy do I got a book you'll love!!

Join your fellow centuries of believers as you learn the racist history of white people (yes, the women too!) taking advantage of their enslaved Black victims' bodies in any way they saw fit, because they had a psychosexual obsession with the power they held over them! I'm sorry, I mean the "enemies to lovers obsessed vampire trope"!

[creatingblackcharacters]

This is the post in question getting me called a homophobe, btw. 🙂 A book written (and unfinished) by a Black, gay man as he was dying.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[the-punforgiven]

Visit Original Link

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[kactusnz]

#shout out to the time I was bleeding a lot in (Australian) customs#and a customs guy stared at my wound and I could just see the gears in his brain automatically going 'blood = biohazardous material'#but like what were they supposed to do#so he just stared at me until another customs agent was like 'that's their own blood they are allowed to have that'

DERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN get back here and explain yourself

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.

[kactusnz]

>:(

[girlgerard]

remember your herstory everyone because this clip is literally insane. the kiss. the fact that they’re wizard high. my mom gave bert a framed photo of us for his birthday. me and bert don’t date [choked laughter]

[failcringegf]

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[failcringegf]

im talking about this bitch btw

[pitchburgh]

I think the shoe trick would work on this:

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these

Counter edge - successful

Stick from the woods - not successful

Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful

Shoe - not successful

Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)

Large rock - successful

Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful

Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful

Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful

Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)

Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned

Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)

Knife (little) - successful

Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)

Knife (large) - successful

Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)

Machete - successful (more experiments needed)

Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)

Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)

Axe - successful

Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone

Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap

Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)

Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)

Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)

Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)

Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)

Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful

Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful

Paving tiles in a stack - successful

Cooler edge - successful

Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)

Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened

Porch support column - unsuccessful

Flathead screw driver - successful

Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful

Metal sunglasses case - successful

Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)

Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)

Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful

[older-and-far-away]

Okay so is there like, an official, regularly updated list?

(successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist off)

Also I am desperate to know how (horse: attached) worked

[syn4k]

@the-ark-awaits hon you CANNOT just drop that line and not elaborate

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[margaretssmallworld]

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

[plushstarrs]

I’m always saying this

[this-is-positivity]

There are more options than just transfem and transmasc!! You are not required to pick between these two!! There are infinite possibilities!! Be free and do whatever you want forever!!

[this-is-multigenderphobia]

!!! This is non binary and multigender positivity!!