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Xeno | Friendly neighborhood furry | 26 | SoundCloud.com/xeno-mania pfp by @blushily Any pronouns! get weird

[xeno-fluff]

I am proud to announce my latest single! Artwork by my friend Wyreflames.

Please let me know what you think!

[nintendometro]

What type of Nintendo DS did you own - the original, the Lite, or maybe a DSi or DSi XL?

[rambrandt-the-painter]

we don't talk enough about how horns on mammals are bone and keratin and horns on reptiles are modified scales

[rambrandt-the-painter]

okay wait I was wrong

[rambrandt-the-painter]

the reason I got this wrong was because bearded dragons have these modified, thorny scales and I just kind of assumed that lizards generally don't have true horns but it looks like horned lizards actually do.

horned vipers are probably the best example of reptiles with fake horns. The texture is similar to the scales and there's basically no way the skull is going to form a thin strip over the eye and then form a horn right there (I'm not sure but I feel like that would probably cause a fracture and injure the eye pretty easily)

[rpfofficial]

whenever i have to write an essay i feel like calvin from calvin and hobbes

[rpfofficial]

i should be exempt from all university work because im actually a 6 year old written and drawn by bill watterson

[txttletale]

once i dreamt i was back in high school doing a school play and we were doing a cars musical and i was playing "macho grande", who was a latino and turquoise version of the bad guy car from cars and you'd think dream me would have been offended by the typecasting but i was actually so excited that i showed up to school on a macho grande themed electric scooter

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Obsessed with the concept of dinosaurs as hunting dogs

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[xeno-fluff]

Thinking in the 4th dimension is easy. Just take a cube and move it. Thinking in the 5th dimension is easy. Just take the 4th dimensional cube and move it. Thinking in the 6th dimension is easy. Just take the 5th dimensional cube and move it. Thinking in the 7th

[kumzorg]

ooooh how i adore 3d models on 2d pictures im transporting myself there mentally

[pankendev]

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

[pankendev]

could i design a mascot with a visible pussy so benign even tumblr wouldn't take it down

[qqchurch]

[theboredvoid]

[virtualgirladvance]

[xeno-fluff]

I'm willing to bet that the "manifest destiny" painting originally had her tiddy out

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide

[thekinglemingle]

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

[fipindustries]

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place