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Alex Brightman goes from chaotic hell demon to precious baby boy in .2 seconds and I love him,,, so much for it
do u guys notice that he kinda gets in character while using the beetlejuice voice
oh absolutely he does
man goes from
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wait oh my god
Happy birthday to HIM 🥺🥺
I just really want to write a book (in fact, I think that I’m going to) where the protagonist is in a wheelchair. And they live in a city where there’s a group of superheroes. And there’s a big, magical, villain because of course there is.
And since they were a young child, this protagonist has wanted nothing more than to join the group of superheroes. Like they’re a huge fan of the group and they just know that it’s their destiny to join.
And one day, when wheeling through the city, they see the group of heroes fighting the villain. And they quickly wheel over and cry, “Let me help!”
But the ‘heroes’ laugh and instead make a whole bunch of ableist remarks.
And so the protagonist has to prove themselves.
And the villain is trying to warn them to stop.
But the protagonist ends up taking their footrest off of their wheelchair and they swing it. And it hits the villain in the side of the face and the villain collapses and groans in pain.
And so the protagonist proudly smiles and turns to the group of heroes.
Because they just proved that they are strong and worthy enough.
But the group of ‘heroes’ still keeps making ableist remarks.
And the protagonist is shocked.
And meanwhile, the ‘villain’ staggers to their feet and is standing next to the protagonist’ wheelchair.
And one of the ‘heroes’ goes too far when calling the protagonist the R word.
And the protagonist and the ‘villain’ just sort of glance at one another.
And the ‘villain’ is just like, “You know…I can zap them for you…if you want.”
And the protagonist hesitates and says, “Yeah, alright!”
One fried group of heroes later, the ‘villain’ says, “Why do you think that I’m always fighting them? They’re all a bunch of assholes.”
And the protagonist sadly nods and starts to wheel away.
Then:
“Hey, do you want a job?”
The protagonist turns at the villain’s remark. And the protagonist mumbles something like, “Oh, come on. I don’t need your pity.”
And the ‘villain’ is like, “Pity!? Do I look like someone who hands out pity!? I don’t pity you! I’m kind of afraid of you, to be honest! I mean…I’m going to have a giant bruise on my face because of you.”
“Yeah…sorry…”
“Water under the bridge! So, what do you say? Do you want a job?”
And the protagonist thinks about it for a minute before shrugging.
And the ‘villain’ is all excited because they’ve wanted someone to work with them for years but no mortal is allowed to ‘step into’ their lair.
And then the ‘villain’ stops and is like, “Hang on…you can’t work with me in that.”
And they gesture to the protagonist’s wheelchair.
And the protagonist is all embarrassed.
And then the villain goes, “Because we can get you a much better wheelchair! It’ll look great! And it’ll be indestructible! And it’ll have all sorts of weapons and gadgets! Hey, how do you feel about flying…?”
And all of that is literally in the first chapter and then the rest of the story follows the two going around the city like BAMFs, forcing people to stop being ableist, one way or another. And maybe it’ll have some commentary on the scale of morality and what it truly means to be a hero and what it truly means to be a villain.
Would anyone be interested in this!?
Because I really want to write it!?
YESSSSS. ALL MY YES PLS WRITE IT
I’D READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT YES PLEASE
OP HERE!
Man, it’s so surreal to look at this.
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WROTE IT!
AND IT WAS JUST PUBLISHED TONIGHT!
Of course, there are some differences between the final book and this original idea. The most notable difference is that all of this takes place in the first book (it’s going to be a series!) and the whole ‘superhero’ thing is just going to be a front. There’s a few other differences as well (such as a huge plotline involving Merlin and immortal characters!)
BUT I WROTE IT!
AND IT’S PUBLISHED!
AND IF YOU’RE INTERESTED, YOU CAN BUY IT HERE:
www.amazon.com/Antagonists-Book-One-Burgandi-Rakoska-ebook/dp/B015BWS9J0/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1442188845&sr=1-1&keywords=the+antagonists
AND IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT, YOU CAN REVIEW IT!
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP ME OUT, YOU CAN SIGNAL BOOST THIS POST WITH THIS REPLY SO THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW THAT THE BOOK NOW EXISTS!
UPDATES 2+ Years Later:
The Antagonists Series (Books One - Five) is now available in paperback!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/bookseries/B017TW3ZD0/ref=dp_st_1521362947
This is honestly the most surreal post to look back on in the 25,000+ posts that I’ve made/reblogged in my six years on this website.
Regardless
BOOK SIX IS NOW AVAILABLE!
https://www.amazon.com/Antagonists-Book-Six-Burgandi-Rakoska-ebook/dp/B07CJWV3RL/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&keywords=burgandi%20rakoska&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&qid=1525711816&ref_=mp_s_a_1_2&sr=8-2
SIGNAL BOOST!
BOOOSTTTTT
wanna read this so bad, but no money >:0
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friendly reminders with stock photos
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They also go by PEARs
Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym
new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe
Reading VS Writing
Me: *reading fanfics with unsympathetic sides with angst* No, stop, why, I can’t- I can’t continue. I can’t read this, no. No. I need my happy ending. I don’t like this. Where is my comfort? Why are they so horrible? Why must they hurt each other?
Me: *reading fluffy fanfics with barely any angst or unsympathetic sides* Darlings, babies, precious small beans. I shall protect you forever. You give me warmth in my heart. Is this love? Is this what love feels like? I feel? Yes. Yes. Warmth. Love. Happiness.
Me: *reading hurt/comfort where the sides were a little bit unsympathetic and realized the errors of their ways with some angst but some fluff” Yes, good, bad, good. Grey, my grey area. My reality. My truth. I am blinded by the realism. The pain and comfort soothe my troubles. Love. Hate. Yes. No. We are all in the middle.
Me: *reading any kind of smut* Horny boys.
vs
Me: *writing unsympathetic sides and angst* I’m sorry little ones, but my readers have been happy for too long. You must suffer.
Me: *writing fluff* Laugh my children, enjoy the sun I give you. Love freely and bask in each others warmth. My adorable children, living happily in the world I create for them.
Me: *writing hurt/comfort* I know it hurts, and it will for a little while. Everything will be ok. I will make sure of it.
Me: *writing smut* Horny boys with a praise kink.
More spider Virgil? Absolutely. This time spider man kiss with all the sides + Remy and Emile :)
Patton - He’s stunned at first when Virgil drops down in front of him from a web, but happily gives him a quick kiss before asking him to get down safely.
Roman - He has to be dramatic about it. All the romance, soft touches to his face and enjoying the purple eye shadow before kissing him. It would be long enough the others tell them to get a room. Happily catches him when he gets down.
Remus - Outraged he was beaten to it he tried to deny kisses but every time he turns Virgil drops down in front of him. Eventually gives in and gives him a kiss before yanking him down, chasing ensues.
Janus - He tries not to laugh, probably bops his nose with his cane gently when asking what he’s doing. After plenty of teasing and making Virgil go red he’d kiss him, hiding their faces from sight with his hat.
I’m a Tim Burton girl, and these two men made my childhood amazing.
#justiceforjohnnydepp
SUPPORT JOHNNY DEPP HE IS INNOCENT
2016
Me: What’s happening with Johnny Depp?
Mom: His wife said he abused her, someone recorded video with him throwing stuff at their house apparently.
Me: That’s bullshit, he’s a good guy.
Mom: Yeah, plus someone just so happened to be there on private property during a fight to catch it all.
Me: 0.0
2020
Me: *In college about a week after Halloween with no idea what’s happening with Johnny Depp. Until I go on social media* What. The. FUCK!!??
Me: This is such bullshit! She admitted to hitting him! Fuck this bitch!
Me: Mom was right.
Me: Johnny should have never left Tim, Tim Burton would have treated him better.
Remus: *Appears out of nowhere wearing all white* UNUS!
Patton and Roman: *Screams*
Logan: *Unfazed but curious*
Virgil: *Smiling and wearing all black* ANNUS!
Thomas: *Knows exactly what’s going on*
Virgil and Remus: *Chanting together* UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
Janus: *Holding the camera for Remus* Memento Mori everyone
Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, and Thomas: *Having a normal conversation*
Remus: *Pops up out of nowhere and drapes over Virgil* I’m bored.
Virgil, Roman, and Patton: *Screams in horror*
Logan: *Unfazed* What are you doing here Remus?
Remus: *Falls off Virgil and lays on the floor* Janus has a date tonight and won’t let me talk to the guy. He just asked a few questions and Jan ushered me out of the house.
Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, and Thomas: *silence*
Thomas: Janus dates?
Patton: *Slightly Jealous along with Roman* Aww, who is it?
Remus: *Shrugs and picks at the floor* I don’t know who he is, but he has a lot of scars and tattoos. Real intimidating too.
Roman and Virgil: *At the same time* What did he ask?
Remus: About you guys, what your weaknesses are, where Virgil is hiding, how to stop Logan, if Janus has any weak points-
Remus: *Suddenly Realizing* You know, I don’t that was a good guy.
Everyone: JANUS!!
If anyone. And i mean anyone. Makes this into a fic….. TAG ME PLEASE!!!
Remus: *playing the rock version of ‘What’s New Scooby Doo’ from Jonathan Young on his own guitar*
Roman, Logan, and Patton: *Stunned Silence, until Virgil runs past them to jump on the drums*
Janus: *Walks in next to the main three* Enjoying the show?
Roman: I didn’t know they could play instruments.
Logan: Yes, when did they learn?
Janus: *Shrugs* No idea, but occasionally they’ll play together if it involves Scooby Doo, P!ATD, or Powerpuff Girls.
Patton: Powerpuff Girls?
Janus: They get along and they don’t fight, so I don’t question it.
Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, and Thomas: *Having a normal conversation*
Remus: *Pops up out of nowhere and drapes over Virgil* I’m bored.
Virgil, Roman, and Patton: *Screams in horror*
Logan: *Unfazed* What are you doing here Remus?
Remus: *Falls off Virgil and lays on the floor* Janus has a date tonight and won’t let me talk to the guy. He just asked a few questions and Jan ushered me out of the house.
Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, and Thomas: *silence*
Thomas: Janus dates?
Patton: *Slightly Jealous along with Roman* Aww, who is it?
Remus: *Shrugs and picks at the floor* I don’t know who he is, but he has a lot of scars and tattoos. Real intimidating too.
Roman and Virgil: *At the same time* What did he ask?
Remus: About you guys, what your weaknesses are, where Virgil is hiding, how to stop Logan, if Janus has any weak points-
Remus: *Suddenly Realizing* You know, I don’t that was a good guy.
Everyone: JANUS!!
Remus: *Suddenly hiding behind Janus* HIDE ME!
Janus: *Was in the middle of cooking* Remus! What are you doing? I’m trying to cook!
Remus: *Hiding underneath Janus’s cape, but can still be seen* HE’S AFTER ME!!
Janus: *Tired wine mom sigh* Who is after you Remus?
Roman: *kicks down the door and points at Remus with a hairbrush* GET BACK HERE YOU GREMLIN CHILD!!
Remus: *Girlish scream*
Janus: *Slight pout* My door....... now that you’ve destroyed it, what exactly is going on?
Roman: I want to brush Remus’s hair and give him a new look but he refuses! I mean, look at all those knots!
Janus: *Looks at Remus’s horribly matted and knotted hair* Remus.....Why won’t you let Roman help you?
Remus: *Glaring at the hair brush in Roman’s hand* Hurts.......
Roman: *Sighs* I promise not to hurt you.
Remus: NO!
Janus: *Another tired sigh* How about after dinner I stay with you while Roman does your hair?
Remus: ......fine
Roman: FINALLY!
Janus: *Minding his own business reading, then gets up to suddenly fall over* AAHH MOTHER FUCKER
Logan: *Rushes over to Janus’s side* Janus are you alright?
Janus: *Clutching his heart* Oh I’m fine, my body is just trying to kill me.
Patton: *Suddenly appears* What’s going on?
Janus: *Still clutching his heart* Nothing! This happens all the time!
Logan: Janus fell over and I presume it has something to do with his heart.
Patton: *Concerned* Are you alright?
Janus: *Gets up, breathing heavily* I’m fine now, it happens all the time. Just some heart pain, perfectly natural.
Patton and Logan: . . . . . .
Patton and Logan: That’s not natural.......
Janus: . . . .
Janus: REMUS!
*Off distanced cackling*
WAIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE-
Coraline AU
(because I FRICKING LOVE THIS MOVIE)
Janus as Mel Jones(Coraline's mom)
Patton as Charlie Jones (Dad)
Remus as Mr. Bobinsky
Roman as Wybie Lovat
(I wish Roman and Remus were also Ms. Spink and Ms. Forcible tho ;-;)
Logan as The Cat (JUST THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S GREAT)
The Orange side as The Beldam (*cough cough* or Ethan *cough*)
And of course
Virgil as our leading lady, Coraline Jones
But can you IMAGINE some of their interactions?! They would be awesome!
Roman: "That's. Cause. You're. CRAZY!"
Virgil: *chases him out of the house* "Crazy?! You're the jerkwad that gave me the doll!"
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Orange Side: "Now, you're going to stay here forever."
Virgil: "No. I'm. NOT!"
Virgil: *throws Logan the cat at him*
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Virgil: "I almost fell down a well yesterday, Dad."
Virgil: "I could have died."
Janus: "That's nice, dear."
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Patton: "Hello, Virgil!"
Patton: "And...Virgil...doll?"
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Remus: *talking about his mice* "They call you 'Virgil' instead of 'Anxiety'."
Remus: "Not 'Anxiety' at all!"
Remus: "Maybe I work them too hard."
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Virgil: "I didn't get 'saddled' with anything. It's Virgil."
Roman: "Virgin what?"
Virgil: "VIRGIL! Virgil Jones."
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Sorry, I just love this movie and got very excited. Also, feel free to add on!
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂
this is so much more well animated than is called for
Virgil: HOLY FUCK OW
Remus, from the other room: What happened?
Virgil: WE WERE MAKING OUT AND JANUS JUST BIT ME
Virgil: ARE YOU VENOMOUS?!
Janus: I DON'T KNOW WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT
Bonus:
Logan: You realize that Virgil's a poisonous spider, right? You're both gonna die.
