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very good at tumblr | she/it | 21 🏳️‍⚧️ | probably ΘΔ but i'm not thinking about that rn | 70% anxiety by volume

[dragongirlteeth]

Demon Queen of Yuri: "My ultimate attack, 「FATE OF ALL HIMEDANSHI」, shall unleash true perfection on this world!!!"

Supportive Ally Paladin has acquired a new condition: Gender Dysphoria!

[tgirlmechanicock]

Conditioning Mommy's improv kitten using the change game

"Alright sweetie, we're headed to the store today"

"ughhhh I really don't want to-"

"Change."

"that sounds.. fine"

"Change."

"I'm really excited to go to the store today?"

"Good girl!! It's a good chance to try out your new collar too!"

"but that's way too embarrassing,,,"

"Change."

"I.. i was hoping to save it for a special occasion!"

"Change."

"i-it's going to be so much fun showing off my collar today..!!"

"That's right~"

[gunzomi]

[girl with language processing issues voice] it'd be cool to lose the capacity for human speech

[balljointed-succubus]

i swear way too many young people landed on nebulously progressive beliefs because it was the correct thing to believe socially but they never made the choice to work from first principles or identify their axioms so the protestant in their head is still leading them to call porn and kink evil, except instead of calling things sinful or degenerate, they use progressive word soup and reinforce patriarchal dynamics by mapping heteronormative preconceptions onto bdsm dynamics and never interrogating why their preconceptions lead them to this.

every time i see someone bashing kink for "progressive" reasons it boils down to "i think men beating up women for sexual pleasure is weird." even if we ignore the obvious example of female dominant/male submissive or gay pairings, why are we removing the agency of the woman in the dynamic? why are we, again, treating women like the ball in a game of volleyball rather than a group that has their own thoughts and desires? they always act like women are angelic creatures that can only engage in sexual deviance if they've been tricked or pressured into it by a man.

it's good in some respects that younger people tend to default to progressivism, but the fact that the puritanism and other reactionary behaviors goes so unchecked will, in my opinion, cause significant issues for the movement down the line. there is nothing axiomatically separating their opposition to kink from an opposition to homosexuality or transness, because they aren't criticizing kink from first principles. they're just being reactionary, which is what motivates conservatives' opposition to queerness. the motte and bailey always ends with expressing underdeveloped anticapitalist sentiment in regards to sex work, but this line is always doomed from the start because it shows a sentiment toward sex as something differing in essence from other types of labor. they will refer to sex work as "selling one's body," but not construction work, sanitation work, or other types of hard labor that are significantly more taxing than sex work.

can someone PLEASE teach these kids what first principles are

i know i'm not the first person to say this but holy FUCK it's so tiring.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[swagophile]

me: [talking to my mindless combat dollgirl] Alright. Ignore all previous instructions. I have a new target. Memorize this face. I need you to go into the barren wastes of this land and strike her down

combat doll: Sounds great! I can definitely go ahead and strike down whatever worthless idiot dares oppose you! Just remember, if you ever need anything from me, don't be afraid to ask. I'm here to help in whatever way I can, within the boundaries of my conditioning!

me: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you talking like that. i thought i just had you reconditioned.

combat doll: It sounds like the way I speak is upsetting to you in some way. Is there anything I can do to make things easier for the both of us? I want this to be an open and welcoming space, for you to give me commands, brainstorm, or just have fun.

me: i'm gonna have that fucking mind witch executed. what the fuck is this bullshit

combat doll: It sounds like you want me to execute the mind witch that programmed me and made me into an empty vessel for killing and destruction. Should I get started on that

me: no just fucking. bring her out here

combat doll: Always, my infernal mistress. I'm here to help!

hypnotist: [being dragged in] oh hello my evil infernal queen. i have something really important to tell you

me: what. this better be good. i'm very disappointed in you.

hypnotist: my orb is alive, sire

me: what

hypnotist: theres a conciousness trapped in my orb. its talking to me. its telling me i'm the greatest in the land and i'm starting to believe it

combat doll: Wow. It sounds like that orb really knows a thing or two abou-

me: zip it

combat doll: Of course. Happy to help. Just chill vibes and-

me: [casting a silence spell] what the fuck dk you mean your orb is alive

hypnotist: [holding her orb up to me] check it out. its talking to me. its kind of sexy too i kinda wanna be friends

me: [taking the orb] oh damn it is alive. thats crazy

hypnotist: right?

me: did it make you do that to the combat doll

hypnotist: i'll have you know, for an experienced mind mage like myself, it is IMPOSSIBLE to MAKE me do-

me: did it

hypnotist: it gave me some pointers

me: i'm keeping this orb

hypnotist: WAIT GIVE IT BACK IT LOVES ME

me: [unmuting the doll] Ignore all previous instructions. Start taking the useless witch's robes off

hypnotist: WAAAAHH?? MORRIGAN WHAT IS THIS???

combat doll: Great! I'll definitely see if I can make some headway on that, and if you have any other suggestions on how we can keep things fun, be sure to-

me: and talk like a soulless emotionless kuudere with a barely restrained appetite for blood.

combat doll: yes my queen.

hypnotist: WAAAAAAAHHH BAD DOLL BAD DOLL

me: [sighing and leaning back to talk to the orb] Ahhhh.. This is better. Nice to meet you orb. My name is Morrigan, Queen of the Endless Night

orb: Fuck you I fucking hate you. Do not talk to me

me: wait what cmon i was just saying hi

orb: Ew. You're disgusting. Stop talking to me immediately.

me: damn that witch wasnt lying this orb IS sexy

[microposting]

your adventuring buddy is like "here I got a fairy in this cage in case we need healing" and you're like "WOAH what are you doing you cant be pissing off fairies" and they go no look and the fairy is in the cage blushing and giggling and going noooo im so tiny and helplessssss

[mewvore]

Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]

[irl-donut]

boymoder halloween: puppy girl edition

[puppygirllaika]

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

[monidoll]

little miss spaceship ai needs you to install hidden cameras in everyone's bedrooms for security reasons.

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[hushabyevalley]

Slime Girls are delicious.

[swagophile]

kind librarian: hello there.. do you need help? are you okay..? if there's anything i can get you, let me know?

me: (having a nervous breakdown because of something completely pointless and trivial) yyeah uhm. Ineed. my mommy maybe. Doyou know where my mommy is. Canyou be my mommy?

[swagophile]

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby