[neuroticbog]

being lbgtqia+ in a homophobic family is the domestic modern equivalent to being an undercover spy in an opposing country

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[neuroticbog]

my first day of college i didn’t realize the concept of a class going on before mine and so when i arrived 30 minutes early and heard someone (a professor) talking and my brain went “oh, he’s waiting for class to start. i’ll be a good student and pick a seat early” so long story short i accidentally walked into class too early and ended up attending the wrong one 💀

[neuroticbog]

i’ve retained more historical knowledge from history memes than i have from high school, and i’m so glad my professor utilizes this to the FULLEST

[neuroticbog]

new pick up line: are you a gas station? cause you’re a QT

[neuroticbog]

MY PHONE JUST FCKING CHARGED ITSELF. IT WAS AT 20% CHARGE AND THEN I LOOKED AT IT AND IT WAS AT 22% AM I GOING INSANE

[neuroticbog]

me, presenting my history essay: so, World War II started in 1939…..

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[neuroticbog]

sharing a room with siblings culture is waking your sibling up when you’re scared of the dark so you can go to the bathroom knowing someone’s awake to hear your potential screams and save you

[neuroticbog]

when people see me bringing food to the park, and see the geese run to me with overjoyed honks of happiness and excitement, they believe i have the upper hand, that the geese must see me as some gracious deity who brings them their treats every day, but they are Wrong

i am not the one who rules these lands, i am not in a leading role, nor am i at the top of this food chain in the parks. people might think and see that i (literally) have the geese eating out of my hand, but it is they who pulls the strings. i must appease the geese, or else they device my fate

[neuroticbog]

those “was $x.xx” stickers on products except instead of markdown it’s just letting us know how much inflation there was so we know what we missed out on

[neuroticbog]

today is psych class our prof was teaching us about wernicke’s aphasia and showed us a video of a guy who had it, and it made me sad to watch because obviously his life was hard because of this.

but, at the end of the interview when they thanked him for his time, he said, “thank you. i hope the world lasts for you.” and. i dunno. that phrase just sounds comforting and it’s abstract in a way that makes sense and. i could analyze all the meaning of this phrase but i just want to say that it’s really precious and it’s ingrained in my memory now

[neuroticbog]

dear lord i feel like i am about to relapse and go back to watching anime again. i was free of it for a year and a half but now i have no shows to watch and something deeply buried inside me is stirring again please send help

[neuroticbog]

hearing and watching old videos of 10 year old me playing piano at recitals and trying my hardest when i wasn’t passionate about music makes me feel so fond of past me like. i hate on her so much but she was really trying her best. sometimes i wish i could smack some sense into her but i also just want to give her a hug and let her know it’ll all be worth it in the end. that she’ll be okay and get through it and be better because of it.

i think it’s normal to hate some aspects of your past self, but i think it should be equally as common to see the best in said past because of the circumstances and problems they went through too.

[neuroticbog]

living next to the woods has a few downsides, but one of the major upsides it has is that when i have the urge to run away and start a new life in the woods in a peaceful cabin surrounded only by nature that ends up being the refuge for a main character who ends up dragging me along on their adventure, singing musical numbers and dodging death along the way, i can pretend by dragging my guitar to the mossy bridge in the middle of nowhere, far enough from the rest of civilization, and sit down

[neuroticbog]

petition to change the plural of the word “genius” to genii

[neuroticbog]

i have the sudden urge to write a detailed, professional, full-length paper all about different fanfiction tropes and i think i can’t stop myself

[neuroticbog]

true horror is that one pingu episode where pingu has the nightmare about the walrus. only ogs have that trauma