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[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[ashenmind]

oh the weather is hot?

you should wear a short skirt about it

[ashenmind]

shorter

[ashenmind]

oh the weather is hot?

you should wear a short skirt about it

[ashenmind]

shorter

[ashenmind]

oh the weather is hot?

you should wear a short skirt about it

[ashenmind]

shorter

[theabigailthorn]

hey so uh the british film institute have selected some episodes of Philosophy Tube for preservation in their archive of national importance

that means future generations will be able to watch the show even after I'm dead and YouTube the platform is gone

this ROCKS

it's nuts that the show is now a part of British cultural history???! like, what?!!! they're gonna be watching me in the 22nd Century are you kidding me?????? Fukin Ikki and Erika are gonna be taking breaks from Medabots battles to watch Philosophy Tube are you for real????

details and a list of the preserved episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/159300843?pr=true

[theabigailthorn]

new headshot

photo by Leighton Stollard, makeup by Freddie Chen

[ominous-signs]

Uh oh!

Official ominous sign

[sombradorada-deactivated2026060]

Un paseo por la ciudad.

[cannibalcaprine]

question

which range of uncertainty do you believe you use most often?

"1 or 2"

"2 or 3"

"3 or 4"

"4 or 5"

"5 or 6"

"6 or 7"

"7 or 8"

"8 or 9"

"9 or 10"

etc

Voting ended onMay 28

like, "she laid four or five eggs", or "she stabbed her seven or eight times in the chest", y'know?

trying to make a strange point

[maidthings]

half gallon jar (empty) - $20

half gallon jar (full of pickles) - $6

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you can be a shapeshifter but once you change your shape you need to remain in it for at least one week taking the deal?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 12

[shirufox]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

item: bunny mac&cheese that expires on 9/11

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[oneheadtoanother]

[owlservice]

Imagine walking around and hearing the gutters and trashcans talking to you. And your teeth of course. No wonder people were religious

[mr-deep-downer]