screaming internally

they/them a living lesbian shit post, 26, TME

[onesmoothassendoplasmicreticulum]

make a hamster poll

rond

big eyes

twitchy little sneeter snooter

tiny little hands

button tail

food to store in cheek pouch

ears

cheek pouchs

evil

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[cryptic-forge]

made a little wind-up porcelain dragon.

the patterns are paper napkin decoupage again, and this time i took some progress pictures, so a That is incoming, in response to a bunch of asks i got months ago.

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[star-angel-selkie]

[mrwatermelaun]

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"

[zandessha]

Everyone on twitter is giving Spiderman HRT. I like this woman a normal amount lol. Her name's Petra now :]

Its kinda crazy how much more I will suddenly like a character when its a girl. my god she's so pretty. I want to make something with a bit more effort put into it later.

Idea came from @otrebot's recent comic :]

[muoi-art]

Based on @otrebot ‘s art

[byjove]

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

[dogpuppy]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

spider-woman (petra parker) villains react to her coming out as trans

kingpin: ...this changes nothing.

electro: [very clearly uncomfortable but not willing to interrogate what that says about himself] so is this, like, a permanent thing?

rhino: you are...AH!! [drops the bags of money he's holding and gives spider-woman a bone-crushing hug] MY FRIEND!!! YES!!! my cousin's wife, she is like you as well! beautiful woman. maybe you know her? you do not? is not how that works? i see. you two must meet. we will arrange dinner after i break out from raft again. uhp--no arguments. i have decided.

vulture: this is exactly what fox news warned me about...

green goblin: good for you, bug! though don't think i'll go easy on you because of this. after all, you and i both know i don't have a problem killing girls! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sandman: [after five minutes of failed explanations] oh, like the thing rhino's cousin's wife has

white rabbit: girl!!! me too!!! no way!!! you know, this is perfect timing actually, beetle and i have been looking for a third, if you're interested...

lizard: [really not getting it] ssssso you have to inject yoursssself with girl DNA how often? seemssssss inefficient. you know, connorsssss only injected himself with lizard DNA the once. maybe you ssshould assssk him to make girl DNA for you.

doc ock: [known the whole time] so...you finally figured it out.

mysterio: [trying to fuck with her] so...you finally figured it out.

mr. negative: [gives a single, curt nod and doesn't say anything but makes sure to gender her correctly during their fight]

morbius: HISSSSSSSS!! spider-man!! vhat brings you to zhis dark corner of the city, at so late an--vhat? spider...woman now? [drops the accent] oh hey that's sick. listen if you need an endocrinologist i know a guy. he's over in brooklyn so it's a bit out of the way--oh you're going to diy? no that makes sense. hey, i really appreciate you telling me. no it's no problem at all. thanks! [starts doing the accent again] NOW BEGONE!!! FROM MY LAIR!!!!

electro again: [still really uncomfortable] i just don't think it's an unfair question to ask. remember that time you were like all mean and had the four extra arms and you said shit like "the die is cast?" how do i know this isn't another one of your phases?

carnage: [sprinting down the street on all fours holding the first syllable of a slur like piccolo charging his special beam cannon] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFAGGOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

black cat: don't get the surgery

[homunculus-argument]

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.

[parapetowki]

which integral ∫ solving method i think would be tlt necromancers favourite - a post:

∫ harrowhark -> integration by substitution

just like any ex situationship can be lobotomized into ortus, a simple u term could replace any troubling expression. it's a survival tactic really, it helps you keep going, but the truth behind the temporary aid can't stay unadressed forever

∫ ianthe -> reshaping into derivative/function form

it's efficient yet impressive, perfect for a ruthless lyctor like her, but it might require abandoning some parts which seemed so integral (get it) to you, a very kill your darlings situation

∫ mercymorn -> using partial fractions

because who doesn't love separating things or jods into tinier elements

∫ augustine -> using inverse trig functions

it's simple, it's very elegant, it's kind of boring, but can bring some unexpected thrill

∫ ortus -> using tech

he doesn't have the time or patience for calculus so he just types definite integrals into his gdc, there are better things to do like fucking ur mum

∫ palamedes -> integration by parts

well first of all i just think he'd be pretentious like that. it's also a method you only really have time for when stuck in a river bubble. but also i think it could be very poetic given the whole campal. because it's so contradictory to the lyctorhood process. like nonono actually only by recognising the two beings inside of a one as separate identities can you go any further. no more i'm your end. i think pal would get so emotional over it. like go camilla get your sense of self outside of servitude, math says so

the rest of them would only really use the basic formula, maybe except for judith who i can picture solving differential equations for fun

[homunculus-argument]

"fuck the sun and all of you, I do not consent to being seen or shined upon" outfit/headwear concept (these, but all in black, with silver accents wherever applicable):

[kisnin]

All of these are literally Jedi and Sith fits

[homunculus-argument]

No I don't think you're seeing my vision here: I meant all of those separate items combined, as elements of the same outfit.

[redstonedust]

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

[goofstep]

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

[girlactionfigure]

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.