A Few Odds and Ends

I love so many things that I couldn't possibly choose just one thing to blog about. 97 liner. South Korea has me whipped. 

[motivatedtobeunmotivated]

Not to be a vampire apologist but if i were being held captive by thomas doherty in eyeliner and a victiorian inspired wardrobe, i am not putting my full effort into escaping

[ztfangirl]

Morals: he’s the bad guy

Me: but he’s so hot

Morals: he’s killed thousands of people, done horrible things and wants to take over the world

Me: ……

Me: but he’s so hot tho

Morals: sigh…she’s hopeless

[valtsv]

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

[yourneighbourhoodfriendlywitch]

I saw this post once where someone compared Cardan to Wrath. It looked similar to this

Cardan 🤝 Wrath

Being turned on by their wives threatening them with a dagger

So now allow me to add something to it

Jude 🤝 Emilia

Being absolutely oblivious of the fact that their "arch nemesis" is a total simp for them

[only-tiktoks]

[pro-gay]

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[0-000000-deactivated20240324]

This last week just added a whole 6 verses to the 'we didn't start the fire' 2022 remix

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[koreandragon]

sorry i moaned

[radiofreederry]

Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find

[chessys]

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

[catie-does-things]

Obi-Wan didn’t let Vader kill him on the Death Star to stall for time or anything, he just glanced over and saw Luke and Leia standing next to each other, thought about the pure unbridled chaos of having to deal with two (2) Skywalkers simultaneously, and said nah i’m too old for this shit let me be one with the Force now.

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[madhyanas]

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

[imekasf]

I honestly thought Ke Huy Quan stopped acting because he wanted to - he just…disappeared after The Goonies and Temple of Doom. But I’m watching these interviews with him for EEAAO, and it turns out that he simply couldn’t get work in front of the camera as he got older, because there were no good roles for Asian people in Hollywood.

He decided to get back into acting when he saw Crazy Rich Asians. EEAAO is his first role in 20 years, and he is AMAZING in it. And all I can think about is all of the amazing Ke Huy Quan films that could have been over the last 20 years.

Anyway, go see Everything Everywhere All At Once.

[normal-horoscopes]

I boob my breasts into attack position and end my turn