idek

maybe if I laugh loud enough at my own jokes I'll convince you I'm hilarious

[nevver]

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

Only You, 1998

[figjams]

I’m sick of temporal plans. I don’t want to hang out next Wednesday, let’s chill after the next thunderstorm. Meet me when it’s 75 degrees. Time isn’t real.

[high-vel0city-deactivated201604]

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

[the-hoeverlord-deactivated20180]

[tittily]

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

[tittily]

[sadgrl]

me

[internetcultleader]

lms if u started doing peace signs in photos ironically and now u cant stop

[chabeonsky]

[lolbatty]

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

[livercreme-deactivated20180328]

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[mvngspcs-deactivated20160411]

“so check this contour.” D E A D

[asmenukearchive-blog]

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

[keiranightleys]

[nevermindh-blog]

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

(Pride and Prejudice, 2005)

[extrasad]

This tweet is so me

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[nevermindh-blog]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]