Odie If He Was A Seal

Minor. He/him. Not dead (yet)

[nevermindodie]

Notice!!!!

Here’s something one of my friends said

“Oh guys btw when I was a kid i found out that phytoplanktons produce 50% to 80% of the oxygen on earth but they're not really appreciated so I decided to make a World Phytoplankton Day. Which is tomorrow. So anyone who wants to celebrate is welcome hehe :33”

Today is currently July, Tuesday 29th where both I and this friend live.

So tomorrow—July 30th—will be world Phytoplankton day! Celebrate however and maybe repost if you can, get the word around :3

[an-insane-femboy69]

happy Phytoplankton day >w<

@yeetusmaximus-exp

[mosscovered-frog]

happy world phytoplankton day!!!

[bluelith12]

they're going to kill Neil the seal

Sign the Petition

Implement a non-lethal management plan for Neil the elephant seal

I don't know who he is but apperantly he's popular in the hashtag seal community. he got so popular that people flocked to him and now he will be eunhantized if he gets agressive. please sign this petion

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[nevermindodie]

Inner monologue of a seal btw

[scramratz]

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

[nevermindodie]

Imagine your name is Peter

And uh and uhmmm and ahuhm and a scientist walks up to you and say

“Yo want a cat breed named after you broski?”

Ofc you say yeah and tell em your name is Peter

Later you see a naked ass cat named Peterbald cat

Like wtf you do

[nevermindodie]

Four whole notes I’m famous

[nevermindodie]

Imagine your name is Peter

And uh and uhmmm and ahuhm and a scientist walks up to you and say

“Yo want a cat breed named after you broski?”

Ofc you say yeah and tell em your name is Peter

Later you see a naked ass cat named Peterbald cat

Like wtf you do

[nevermindodie]

Is Sherlock Holmes just as well known as god?

[nevermindodie]

Dear gods I’m looking through my eventual quotes for one of the series I’m writing. Why am I shocked I’m a writer

[nevermindodie]

If a rabid dog thinks then I’m a coward.

Yet as I am aware, a rabid dog does not.

[nevermindodie]

People misspell my name a lot, which is odd for a four lettered name :3

Things I’ve been called. Mostly by accident.

(Proper name: Odie. Nicknames: Fidget, Poodle, or Dice. Online: Mango(old) Fidget)

Dice (thx), Oodel, Orientation (— this is purely your mistake), Poodle (wow), Die, Ofie, Mang, Mangoo, Maangi, Odfi, Otie, Otit (OH! Tit), Pitt (vaguely Pittbull), Mango Chesse, Offsite, Oldie, Vampire (nickname), Doies, Odor (thank), Ifei, Odious, Elmo, Odi

[nevermindodie]

mevermknds yoyr odi

Are you okay 😨 tis I, Odi

[an-insane-femboy69]

i meant to say "neverminds your odie"

[nevermindodie]

time to add another misspelling of my name to my “misspellings of my name” list :D

[nevermindodie]

mevermknds yoyr odi

Are you okay 😨 tis I, Odi

[bimmyjimmy]

lick

[nevermindodie]

I forget one of my main characters in my book series canonically fears tomatoes more than death :3

[nevermindodie]

The type of characters and backstories I make up when coping: (I’m making them into a book dw gang)

Abellona / Bella / Abel.

She/her

Abel, a stunning all white Borzoi. She was meant to be a service dog but her blindness suddenly struck her and prevented the plan, and somehow during her owners medical crisis she ended up abandoned.

She’s very wise and can identify most issues, but refuses to cope herself about her “failure”.

Mud / Muddy / Rudy.

He/him/they/them/it/its

Mudi, honestly he got into a car accident once, he doesn’t remember a lot from his life before or how they ended as a stray, but it is missing his front left leg.

Very forgetful and often can lash out if startled, prone to dissociating.

Shep / Shelly.

He/him she/her (he/him mainly)

Border Collie, was a shepherd in his younger days but one day his owner left him in a work field while he tended a flock and didn’t return, on purpose or not Shep had been a stray since.

He has a heavy heart and a hard time trusting.

[fellphoenix]

painted my favorite seal...<3

[nevermindodie]

Seal flipper stamp of approval