NevermindthebollocksheresLars

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[knightjar-blog]

Thank fucking GOD

[hydro-homies]

[belf-on-the-shelf]

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[shrieksofexcitement]

That… is so amazingly self-aware.

[chongoblog]

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

I want to make it entirely clear that this is the worst tag that this post will ever be able to have

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[alesipanic]

The “wait no come back” has me weak.

[great-and-small]

Something that really breaks my heart is the cruel indifference that some people have towards pets or animals that they personally don’t enjoy. Like I hear so many stories about someone losing a beloved pet snake or rat or tarantula, only for their friends to say something like “good riddance”.

My best friend does not like my gerbils at all. She jokingly calls them vermin and teases me for being the only 25 year old woman that still has pet gerbils. She came to visit me one weekend when one of my sweet babies was really sick, and unfortunately called me at work to solemnly let me know my gerbil had passed. The entire drive home I was trying not to cry because we had plans and I didn’t want to ruin the weekend with my ridiculous grief over a rodent. When I got home, my best friend was sitting in the driveway, hand painting a little coffin with my gerbil’s name on it. I immediately started sobbing. She went and got me a glass of wine, and played a Stevie Nicks song on her phone while she dug a grave. After the somber funeral in my backyard, she cancelled our evening plans and we walked to a bar, where my best friend completely un-ironically held up a glass and toasted my dead gerbil, thanking her for the joy she’d brought me.

The point of this story is, you don’t have to share or even understand your friend’s interests to show them respect and empathy in a time of loss. It’s alright if you don’t like a friend’s unconventional pet, you certainly don’t have to! However, pet loss can be incredibly painful, and I think it is always best to err on the side of kindness.

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When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[sheepdippedmax]

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

[fluoride-bomb]

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

[grand-lunarch-of-avacyn]

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[queernigga]

this solidarity

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[heartbeatemoji]

me and the girls out on the town

[shenis]

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[30-minute-memes]

Asking the real questions here

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

[ambris]

I like how no one needs to say what this is about. We all know.

[killowave]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[chaosmaster0205-deactivated2020]

Apparently @setheverman is beautiful as a woman and also with a beard! This isn’t fair. I’m officially declaring shenanigans.