KnightJar

I still don't really get how all this tumblr stuff works.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[knightjar-blog]

@tootentichitach

[demilypyro]

the worst part about being a jojo fan is that after a while the designs stop looking weird

what the fuck is mista’s hat supposed to be? is abbachio wearing a hat or did he dye a purple star into his hair? mista wears a crop top. bruno and giorno have their titties out at all times for no reason. fugo’s got a tie on UNDER his shirt. narancia’s out wearing leather bdsm gear on the street. what the fuck

[demilypyro]

what

what the fuck

[knightjar-blog]

also doesnt mention his swiss cheese ass fuckin clothes. Its like 75% holes

[gallowscalibrator]

i was looking through an old magazine i had and well. this was in it

[priceofliberty]

Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking

[lesb0]

Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said “looking for smart strong boys” so he went into the factory, said “i’m strong and smart”, and he had that job from age 13 to 78

[kaiitea]

and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply “get a job” ahh it’s so much clearer now

[entwinedmoon]

#basically everyone aged Baby Boomer and up #still can’t wrap their heads around the fact that there’s no such thing as ‘just walking in’ anymore #like the majority of jobs you’d actually want require online applications and you’re lucky to get a rejection email  (via halffizzbin)

Here’s another fun story: My boss decided to slap my work phone number on all the ads we post looking for newspaper carriers. So I receive a bunch of calls from people looking for jobs. Working only part time, I’m not usually there when they call, so they have to leave a message and I take their info to pass on to my boss. Sometimes it can be weeks before my boss calls any of these applicants back, if at all. How the callers respond to not getting a callback varies. Most don’t do anything, but some call again. If the person sounds young, they may leave another message clarifying their qualifications and reaffirming their interest. If the person is old, and I can always hear it in their voice, they respond by getting mad, threatening to cancel their newspaper subscription, and occasionally swearing. The older generation is used to getting a callback, and an immediate one, so they throw a tantrum when they don’t get what they want.

And everyone calls Millennials entitled.

[truckerjbthemd]

Mind. Blown.

[spaghettisaurusrex]

This is great info, but the way the headline is phrased made it sound like they got the job of being a grandfather by walking right up and just asking

[mayalaen]

Older generations also started out in the shittiest of shit positions, but quickly moved up if they proved themselves and worked HARD.

So when a boomer or older sees a “whiny millennial crying about how they want $15/hour for flipping burgers” it’s because they think it’s still that easy to get recognized for doing a great job, so it must be the millennial’s fault for not trying hard enough to get noticed and move up the ladder.

Older generations don’t realize employers now don’t give a shit about the people working for them, don’t recognize when someone is a valued employee, don’t move them up in the company, and don’t increase pay based on work performance.

Employers now are too focused on keeping the hours per employee down so they don’t have to give them insurance and forcing them to work as hard as possible while also paying them next to nothing.

This is NOT how it used to be, and once a boomer or older really realizes this, they get super pissed at what has happened to the workplace these days. I’ve seen it happen with my parents and grandparents. My uncle didn’t realize it until he got a job at Walmart that lasted for two months because he couldn’t take it anymore and didn’t move up the ladder.

My grandfather was a really good businessman back in the day, and when I laid it all out for him, he was livid and said “that’s NOT how you get good employees. You get good employees by treating them like a human being, paying them what they’re worth, and pushing them to do better by following through on promises you’ve made to reward them for that good behavior and showing that you’re worthy of their respect and hard work by working hard yourself.”

The more the media and capitalism corrupts everyone, the more we take sides, the less we empathize with each other. It’s not as much a baby boomer problem as it is a corruption problem and lies being shoved down everyone’s throats, separating everyone to the point where they hate each other.

[prokopetz]

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

[prokopetz]

For the folks in the notes taking issue with me describing Luigi as the universe’s second-greatest warrior, need i remind you:

[nonetoon]

This is super petty but nothing makes me more mad with those house redesign shows than when they get rid of certain features or character I would die to have in my own house

[nonetoon]

*cute simple and functional kitchen with cute scalloping design on the cabinets*

“We tore out the whole kitchen and replaced it with the same exact kitchen you’ve seen in every episode of every house renovation show ever!”

[nonetoon]

*big, green flourishing plants surrounding the house like a fairytale*

“We got rid of every single plant possible (except the grass for that perfect lawn) to give the house more curb appeal!”

[nonetoon]

“We updated the entire interior!”

*everything from the walls to the counters are an ungodly bleach white color so bright you can’t see anything*

[realborisjohnson]

[oglafcomics]

With Sympathy

[ubercharge]

check out this person’s minecraft/good pc flex

[readingrenditions]

[arcenergy]

genius kojima back at  it again

[pancakeke]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[bibitchtude]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND. OMG

[bihet-dragonize]

Alcohol companies doing anything to “celebrate” pride is a particular kind of demonic. They do nothing to support us every other month of the year, but during pride month they prey on the fact that so many of us have issues with addiction/alcoholism because we get no support or protection. Fuck Budweiser and fuck corporations.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[obligatory-pseudonym]

May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

[onion-souls]

[slavery]

[black-lesbian-queen]

I need answers

[pavelow]

With God all things are possible

[wykart]

We are all npcs and he is the player character. The world is his sandbox

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[knightjar-blog]

THIS IS BRITTISH FOOD! *really ordinary fish and chips and some cookies with ridiculous names.*

[gaypeopletwitter]

[outofcontextdiscord]