La Mia Vita Bella

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.  "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings." http://fornarnia.tumblr.com

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Being on tumblr after the update like

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[svarkie210]

Pippin you lucky bastard.

[olvaheiner]

The Meg (2018) 

[savethegoondocks]

[comicgifs]

[onlytwitterpics]

[frood]

Make Her Famous

[uptional]

[lizclimo]

me. every time. 

[lizclimo]

capybara, you so silly. 

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[iheartvmt]

I had one of these as a patient once. It was so cool!

[answrs]

okay but

you cannot truly understand the sheer magnificence of this stupid birb until you see it in action, so i present to you this:

[wormsdyke]

I’ve seen this post so many times and I just don’t understand where the neck goes

[lucifer-morningstar]

                                                          I t ’ s   O c t o b e r   3 r d.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[vince-noir-666]

You don’t know anything! You were born twenty minutes ago! Your hair’s still wet from the fucking womb!!!

Richard Ayoade being very rude with Rob Beckett

And Noel Fielding’s reaction on it

(via vince-noir-666)