well its true

hello! my name’s jude, they/them or e/em pronouns pls&thx. FIND ME OTHER PLACES: main ao3 icon from kayleerowena sidebar image from this super cool art

[bluedevil]

Favorite image ever

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[pudulogy]

[existentialcrisiscentral]

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[rinthine]

veile :-)

[fourteenfishteen]

fully 100% invested in brnine/mustard crackship. they take their dogs to the dog park to see if they get along and their divines immediately start trying to fight to the death (meet cute)

[fourteenfishteen]

BRNINE: uh.. RED: (looking up) oh my gosh! Kalvin Brnine, right? Soo good to meet you. Can i offer you a coffee? (have you had mirage coffee yet?) (you should try it!) BRNINE: (taking coffee) uh. you said you could maybe get us a vote on the cou-- RED: Oh yes! the council issue. Thanks for coming out here by the way, it's such a nice park! I'm really proud of the civic initiatives we've started here in Carhaix! [DETECTED NETWORK SERVER "The Divine, Arbitrage". PERFORMING SAFETY SCAN] BRNINE: RED: So, the issue is, right now Gucci Garantine is registered as the leader of Blue Channel and of *course* each faction only gets one vote. Would you say you're a claimant or a splinter faction? If you're the former then we'd start with a form H-99... [REPORTED 40,149 ITEMS SCAM OR MISLEADING] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -1.12 (-0.30)] <Thank you for your report. Unfortunately, The Divine, Arbitrage has determined that the items you reported are not against our Marketplace Policy. You may request a manual review. (A processing fee of 40 glint will be applied).> [REPORTED 109,409 ITEMS DUPLICATE/UNLICENSED RESALE] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -1.47 (-0.35)] <Thank you for your report. You have reached your maximum reports for today! There's always tomorrow on The Divine, Arbitrage :)> <NEW offer! Branch'd-tek cleaning spray! for flesh windows surfaces cleaning culinary lubrication industrial homegoods. Buy in bulk (500 L or more) and save 30%! Conditions apply. Supplies limited!> [REPORTED Branch'd-tek cleaning spray! SCAM OR MISLEADING] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -2.17 (-0.70)] BRNINE: uh i don't think we wanna remove gucci, we just want a say in things, yknow... [<TD,A; inc> RECOGNIZED *HOSTILE*. NEARBY THREATS: PHONE, PERSON<alias; 'Mustard Red'>. ENGAGE: Y/n (AUTOENGAGE 3s)] [CANCELED BY OPERATOR.] [<Kalvin Brnine> status downgraded +10.40 (-0.10)] BRNINE: ahah sorry you were saying? RED: well so if it's a schism it's a bit complicated! because we haven't had one yet haha. BRNINE: (awkwardly) haha RED: but thankfully i've drafted some protocols so we could test them out. So we'd have you fill out a H-104a Request Recognition as Splinter Faction and a H-104b Promise of Continued Loyalty and Cooperation to The Cause Writ Large... [<Mustard Red> status upgraded -2.02 (+0.15)]

[chromaticorb]

Every time Austin Walker says "we can't do this, we CANNOT do this! We HAVE to move on" in response to a weird side tangent one of his friends has initiated and then continues the side tangent with a comment he absolutely cannot hold inside of himself, a fairy gets its wings. 🥰

[wereshrew-admirer]

aaaugh - thank goodness for the online guides*, or i'd never have made it past this level! it feels like i've been staring at this loading screen for almost a year....

(*and @mrmarielda, who colored the Little Snail and its occupants)

[beeelderly]

Secret Samol pinch hit for banneduser on Bluesky! "Depictions of any of the above ships comforting each other after a tough fight or even just a bad day" -- I couldn't resist drawing Veile and Elena being bunkmates and a little gay about it

[clementine-kesh]

the intimacy of comforting your party’s glass cannon as you patch her up post-battle for the millionth time and reassure her that you don’t think she’s weak just because she goes down so easily… after all she dropped a glacier on your enemies’ heads

[fatt-twitter-updates]

Hello everyone! This update sucks to write when I thought things could get back on track after a period of scheduling instability but things will continue to be a slow trickle of sweet sweet actual play content as I (Ali, hello) am suffering through a bout of shingles 😎😋🥴

1:40 PM PT, May 22, 2026 (Source)

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New episodes of Realis and Perpetua should still hit this weekend and we'll see how smooth sailing is as our journey through Castle Eschatonica continues!!!! The most frustrating thing is our show is good and the adventures are fun.... alas, you will hear it soon but less 🔜 than we'd both hope 🙇🏻‍♀️

1:43 PM PT, May 22, 2026 (Source)

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In positive Friends at the Table news, this gives you extra time to listen to the debut episode of Media Club Plus: The Sopranos !!! 😇

1:44 PM PT, May 22, 2026 (Source)

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

mustard red is reading the magazine that kills you to everyone in a marina abramovic-like performance

[follypersist]

still thinking about how mii veile says "excuse me," to start every convo

[follypersist]

sharing Brontë in his room from janine's stream. love the ornamentation and then his own look is just comfortable casual colors

[ootron]

liz & i have made the crew of the little snail in tomodachi life this game's character creator is so fun. VERY fond of our uncle nicky also poor elena has been crushing on veile in 2 days of real time with it remaining unrequited. current status is "giving up hope" LOL 😭

[amaranthsynthesis]

I am in ferhellem hell, please don’t come get me. 

[amaranthsynthesis]

I’m listening to Seasons of Hieron again and do you remember boat3. do you remember how we used to run.