Let The Bodies Hit The Floor (it is naptime)

hey hey it's Jaye! They/Them unless something else is funnier. partner is @capripian, many thoughts head full of sea shanty

[fashion-runways]

MANISH MALHOTRA Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[four-otters-in-a-trenchcoat]

[ID: a photo of five garlic flowers, they are purple and made up of bunches of tiny flowers like pompoms /End ID]

[reigenisbae]

THERE'S NO WAY DELTARUNE CH 5 HAS THE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER PLANS

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[acid-aholic]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[blackkatdraws2]

Noir Hatsune Miku

[myfashionburden]

ziad nakad fall/winter 2024 couture 'coup de foudre'

[martapreliy]

Sorcerer

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

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[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[absenteism]