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schmidt: can’t hear you, shirt's over my ears.
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@newgirlincorrect
cece: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. nobody’s asking you to take your shirt off.
schmidt: can’t hear you, shirt's over my ears.
jess: you have to apologize to them, nick.
nick: fine! but i must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is not the person you fell in love with!
schmidt: ah, jess did the dishes.
nick: how do you know i didn’t do them?
schmidt: because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys.
schmidt: sorry, i’m just really bad with people who are not attractive and can’t help me advance my career.
jess: i believe you’re capable of much more!
nick: i’m not.
nick: that’s it, we're going mattress shopping.
jess: you know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
nick: oh, i hear what you’re saying. mattress trampoline.
jess: ...
nick: wait, no, you were talking about sex.
Where'd you go? We miss you!!
sorry guys! i’ve been away from tumblr lately for a couple reasons but i hope to get back to posting soon!
jess: in legally blonde, elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
schmidt: jess, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
winston: do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
nick: they do.
winston: why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
nick: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because jess says nice things to me every day and her love protects me.
schmidt: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because cece says mean things to me every day, so i’m prepared.
nick: i am straight-up depressed. jess has been doing her best to cheer me up. she gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
winston: ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.
nick: i know, it’s so hot.
winston: when nick was younger, he only thought he had to use deodorant on one armpit.
nick: hey, in my defense, it was called ‘right guard’.
winston: jess, you have a lot to offer. you’re funny, you’re smart...
schmidt: you’re creative and you’ve got style.
nick:
nick: oh, did you want me to say something? uh...you have brown hair. your name is jess.
jess: thanks, nick.
jess: [after trying to help cece study] you’re looking at a solid D.
cece: well, my grade should match my boobs.
[after the test]
cece: i passed! i got a B!!
cece: now my grade matches your boobs.
jess: stop hitting on cece, it’s her wedding day!
schmidt: what? is there a rule or something?
nick: aside from cooking, what basic life skills do i not have?
jess: oh, nick..
schmidt: ..i’m not sure we have time for that.
jess: so, how's motherhood treating you?
cece: good. i didn't expect this much crying, though.
jess: oh, but that's just normal for babies, isn't it?
cece: what? the baby is fine, i was talking about schmidt.
schmidt, sobbing from the nursery: i love you SO MUCH.