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Feeling down and depressed? Cheer up with this funny blog!
[Manager: *laughing* “You’re gonna love this. There was a complaint against you.”
Me: “Oh, okay?”
Manager: “Apparently you…um, package bread sticks suggestively.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Manager: “Yeah. This is what the actual complaint says: ‘She slid the bread stick into the paper bag while looking at my husband and smiling. I just know she was trying to flirt with him! We couldn’t even eat it, thanks to that hussy!’”
(My manager and I crack up laughing. I’m a lesbian.)]
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'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' GIFs (#1)
Whose Line is it Anyway.
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It's so true
No idea who wrote this but thank you:
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a tanning pro-tip for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Having a tan means you’ve been in the sun,
Not in a room with some paint and a gun.
Why pay a fee when the sun’s light is free?
Look in a mirror. Can’t you see?
You look like a traffic cone.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Stop with the skin-paint, orange retard.
Or you will draw comparisons to
All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Happy Birthday!
Today I'm 17 years old. Do you know what that means? It means that my mother pushed me out of her vagina 17 trips-around-the-sun ago on this day and we celebrate it each year. Do you know what it means in a more conventional sense? It means that I can now legally go to R rated movies, and get M rated games without an adult present. Do you know what it means to me? A few things, it means I get an excuse to do fun things with my best friends at my parents expense and it means that I'm one year away from being a legal adult. Joy. At least I still have one more year before then. Though, all in all, birthdays are fun! I get extra attention, presents, and a lot of fun with people I hold dear to myself.
Tl;dr? Today I'm 17. I don't get why people celebrate it and 17 isn't a big deal. I do enjoy birthdays.
oh my god
I'm at home with my parents and they aren't even staying up