The World Should Work My Way, Jeff's Blog

This is my stuff. Whatever I decide to put on here, I will.

[newlibraryguy]

[newlibraryguy]

Troll Agronomy

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[epicallyfunny]

Feeling down and depressed? Cheer up with this funny blog!

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[lgbtlaughs]

[Manager: *laughing* “You’re gonna love this. There was a complaint against you.”

Me: “Oh, okay?”

Manager: “Apparently you…um, package bread sticks suggestively.”

Me: “Pardon?”

Manager: “Yeah. This is what the actual complaint says: ‘She slid the bread stick into the paper bag while looking at my husband and smiling. I just know she was trying to flirt with him! We couldn’t even eat it, thanks to that hussy!’”

(My manager and I crack up laughing. I’m a lesbian.)]

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[yourpsychicadvisor]

how come this only has 24 notes.

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i want to use it

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DONT FORGET SHIPPINGGG

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'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' GIFs (#1)

[newlibraryguy]

Whose Line is it Anyway.

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[megustamemes]

Love memes? You will enjoy MeGustaMemes! 100% funny blog of memes!

[newlibraryguy]

It's so true

[newlibraryguy]

No idea who wrote this but thank you:

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

I’ve got a tanning pro-tip for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,

If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Having a tan means you’ve been in the sun,

Not in a room with some paint and a gun.

Why pay a fee when the sun’s light is free?

Look in a mirror. Can’t you see?

You look like a traffic cone.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

Stop with the skin-paint, orange retard.

Or you will draw comparisons to

All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

[newlibraryguy]

Happy Birthday!

Today I'm 17 years old. Do you know what that means? It means that my mother pushed me out of her vagina 17 trips-around-the-sun ago on this day and we celebrate it each year. Do you know what it means in a more conventional sense? It means that I can now legally go to R rated movies, and get M rated games without an adult present. Do you know what it means to me? A few things, it means I get an excuse to do fun things with my best friends at my parents expense and it means that I'm one year away from being a legal adult. Joy. At least I still have one more year before then. Though, all in all, birthdays are fun! I get extra attention, presents, and a lot of fun with people I hold dear to myself.

Tl;dr? Today I'm 17. I don't get why people celebrate it and 17 isn't a big deal. I do enjoy birthdays.

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oh my god

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[newlibraryguy]

I'm at home with my parents and they aren't even staying up