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Will mostly center around pangi and beefsalad because. I love them. Very much.
But also I talk a lot about mcsr in general and dabble in ls occasionally
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-emeto
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fic idea/request(lowk vague af i apologise): Infume but he gets bullied by people for losing the World championship/NRI(don't really care who, potential candidates are: evbo, ghostie, because he was at evbos setup for nri and also ghostie was there) sexual style(a.k.a. edging/degradation/petplay) untill he cums from it(more than once) and also cries. And then there might be aftercare, which is optional but the post part is imo important because it's where Infume can have no thoughts and be brainless and stupid but it's okay because he's just a stupid little thing.
I do think this is vague af but i think its like, close enough to a decent scenario.
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yeah. yeah... theres a lot of pain play in this one. and emotional sadomasochism. ghostie really puts infume in the dirt. but! there is aftercare! infume gets to be calm brainless instead of tortured brainless!!!
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I think the default for these 3 is either Siv or Beef subbing and while I agree that Vstrid is the most dom leaning of the 3, I do also need him fucked until he cries. I think getting spitroasted would get his mind off ranked and tilting very quickly
Also specifically I think Beef should ruin him to get revenge whenever they are forced to play a bullshit overworld. Oh you want me to stop? Well I really didn't want to play that structureless ow either when I sent that seed change but I guess we can't always get what we want. They should tease him about it too, talk about how he doesn't seed change just cuz it pisses others off and how he secretly wants people to do something about it.
Yes. This is just correct.
Vstrid just gets so frustrated at ranked, what better way to calm down than sex? Though I'm a bit on the fence about whether this would be a punishment thing or a force him to stop kinda thing. On the one hand, they told him to stop, to calm down, and close ranked. They tried to stop him from tilting and he just didn't listen. On the other hand (and if you've seen any of my other posts you'll know) Vstrid getting pinned down. <3
In either scenario I think Vstrid wouldn't be allowed to use his hands. No touching allowed. He just has to take it as he gets wrecked until he cries. Just staring teary eyes, mouth stretched, as one of them wipes said tears away. Maybe leaning in to say something, and they definitely bully him about tilting while they wreck him.
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As Beef and Vstrid revenge fuck. Also yes.
Vstrid just writhing and overstimulated under Beef (maybe he's crying here too). They just don't stop. No matter how much Vstrid asks or squirms Beef doesn't stop. And all he can do at this point is pant and moan as he listens to Beef tease him.
Just Beef leaning, whispering into Vstrid's ear. "You want me to stop? Well I wanted to see change. We can't always get what we want, can we?" "Everyone hates it you know. Your refusal to seed change. So many of them get so frustrated. I wonder how many want to take it out on you. Aren't you glad it's me and not them." "I would let them, take it out on you, maybe I even want to watch. I want someone to put you in your place. Maybe I should bring some of them here, while you're helpless."
And maybe they torture him a bit. A little denial here or there just for the fun of it.
i really need to tie a boy up and just not touch him. i need to see him squirm in place and tremble with restrained effort and whimper and beg inaudibly through his gag and look at me pleadingly, trying to get my attention so bad, so desperate and pathetic and helpless and needy.
People have tried to get Mountain Dew flavoured lube to surprise Fein, but he finds flavoured lube really strange and doesn’t like it. However, he does like kissing people with Mountain Dew flavoured lip balm.
Also in my beautiful rpf world, Infume is currently in the process of getting confident enough with himself to take his hat off during sex. So far he has an agreement with hbg that he can keep it on for everything except blowjobs, because one time he was sucking someone off, and the bill of his hat kept jabbing them in the abdomen so hard they had to pull him off.
Infume is now banned from wearing his hat while sucking dick.
Originally, he suggested wearing his hat backwards, but hbg is so tired of him wearing a fuckass hat during sex that it’s banned all together. (Also. Exposure therapy. They want him to eventually get comfortable enough to keep the off so they need excuses to force him not to wear one.)
He can't jump, and certainly can't run as fast. Wouldn't it be so easy for him to get pinned down. His legs don't have the same strength to push off. Put him in a hole and he's not getting out.
I mean sure he has his hands but like, just tie them up. He can sit there all pretty in his one block deep hole unable to do anything. Unable to do anything against anyone walking by. He's reached diamond rank which gives him some protection, but what about the netherites? A handful of them are getting frustrated at the lack of people in queue. Wouldn't it be so convenient for there to be someone to take their frustrations out on? Oh look, what a pretty kitty.
What's he gonna do? Runaway? Can't get out of the hole and if he did he can't sprint jump, just catch him.
And yes. sss omegaverse. In which Siv and Vstrid are both insane about Alpha Beef. They never actually get bitched, but oh boy do Siv and Vstrid love teasing them about it.
There's also this silly lack of faith that Spoingus as a whole have in Beef to win playoffs. So just, Beef getting pinned down after losing, cause of course they lost. Beef is just a dumb stupid alpha.
And I mentioned it earlier but alpha Siv fucking into alpha Beef while Vstrid watches. But he doesn't watch he's actively giving commands. And Beef is laying there so submissively but Siv growls back sometimes, so Strids hold him by the scruff and tells him to look at how sad Beef is now.
while everyones on the topic of what colour hax's collar might be, might i suggest that he has different coloured ones that match with all his friends colour schemes...?
he just thinks that wearing a pink and blue collar while calling fein or a white one while calling infume is a silly thing to do and is such a funny joke without even considering that no one knows its happening except him, and that the funny feeling in his chest might be more than just the feeling of having an inside joke 👀
also rowl would absolutely figure this shit out so quick because they probably call each other with facecam. hax is wearing a turtleneck in july to hide it because hes thinking some dumb shit like "well its *my* inside joke, why should *he* know?" but the shirt keeps slipping a little until rowl is just like "what the fuck are you wearing and why is it the colour of my skins hair"
Oh YESS… I think Hax’s first collar is a light blue one, but once he figures out how much he likes wearing it, he really wants to get more. I think he ends up buying a pink one, which unintentionally reminds him of mongey whenever he wears it. And that sparks the idea. He buys a few custom ones that match the colour schemes of his friends, and the whole time he’s excusing it in his head by writing it off as a joke. He’s doing it for the bit. No other reason.
And he starts wearing the corresponding collar when talking to friends. He ignores how nice it feels, ignores the feeling of belonging to someone that makes his head spin, and continues calling it a joke in his head.
Eventually he does get caught though. He’s on a video call with Rowl, who notices and immediately teases him about it. Rowl doesn’t tease too hard of course, doesn’t want Hax to be turned away from wearing collars. Just enough to make Hax blush a bit <3
I think normally, when not on call, Hax likes wearing his blue collar. It was the very first collar he bought and it’s very comforting. However, if he’s having a bad day and needs some extra comfort, he’ll put on one of the collars related to one of his closest friends, to feel safe and cared for.
Hmmm it’s not really something I actively seek out but it’s not something that will make me click off a fic either. There are some people who have written it superrrr well though, so I’m hovering between ⭐️⭐️ and ⭐️⭐️⭐️. It’s also very dependent on the situation, because it’s a lottt more enjoyable for me in a Minecraft context than a real life/rpf context lmao
so is the general consensus that ghostie is the more dominant of the two? in terms of sex stuff i mean
also we know the hickeys and that they probably slept together during vidcon, but do you think infume was a virgin before?
i mean ok so i’ve talked abt this before but i think infume has a lot of internalized toxic masculinity especially about himself and i think he would rlly be scared to be more submissive in a relationship bc in his head, he has the belief that “i am the man and therefore i should be the dominant one” so i think that’s something he would need to work out before he could actually be submissive (which i think he would enjoy!) but tbh i would assume they’re probably having relatively vanilla sex LOL my guess would be ghostie takes the lead bc she has more experience but there’s not an overt dom/sub kind of dynamic. at least not yet. i think ghostie has DEFINITELY joked abt infume barking during sex tho. the question is if he’s actually done it yet or not. i think as of right now, things are still awkward between them since it’s so new but if they get more comfortable, i can see ghostie taking on a more dominant role and infume being more submissive. but tbh i don’t think ghostie is a dom either? maybe specifically with infume she’s a dom bc he’s such a sub but i think she’s moreso a switch.
like if we’re looking at them playing characters then ghostie is definitely the dom while infume is the sub. i guess i just default to thinking abt rpf bc. idfk. i like rpf. LOL. i do think general consensus is that ghostie is the more dominant one and i think they could settle into that dynamic, but i think infume has a Lot to work through before hes okay with being the submissive partner in a relationship bc he just thinks Men shouldn’t do that
infume also strikes me as the type of person to not really enjoy casual sex? like i would imagine that he’s the type of person who rlly needs an emotional connection to want to have sex with them (in part, i think this is because of religious reasons and him still thinking “premarital sex = hell” but in a slightly less extreme way) and if he’s never really been in a serious relationship, then i wouldn’t be surprised if he was a virgin before ghostie (which is fine obviously. like i can’t even make fun of him bc hey me too LOL)
