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@newneanis
long time no henrymilla
it was henry
Stupid rabbit
Hi my name is Richard Papen and my parents own an oil well so we're really rich (that's how I got my name) and I have a permanent resting bitch face and big pathetic eyes filled with melancholy and brown hair that I cut myself because I'm too good to go to the barber and a lot of people tell me I look like Jay Gatsby (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the king of France named Pepin but I wish I was because then maybe Henry Winter will think I'm a major fucking hottie. My teeth are straight and white just like me. I don't have a tan. I'M NOT GAY. I'm also a Classics student, and I go to a liberal arts school called Hampden College in Vermont where I'm in the third year (I'm twenty). I'm a scholar (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly tweed. I love the thrift store (I'm not poor though) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a tweed overcoat, some vintage cufflinks, and a funny tie with pictures of men hunting deer on it which definitely is not foreshadowing anything. Tomorrow I'm going to wear an old Brooks Brothers silk jacket that used to be my grandfather's. I was walking outside Commons. It was raining and the snow was melting in the mountains, which I was very happy about. A lot of hippies stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
gay person: i’m gay
society: ok
your strange vaguely bisexual friend you try to ignore: hey have you read the secret history yet
I might have lost some of my swag due to lack of practice, but here’s my best take on Francis and his wife Priscilla. I believe they were terrible as spouses, but they might have been very good friends duh
richard please get it together
If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
FUCK OFF VLAD I KNOW ITS YOU
i made a bunny mii
Donna Tartt for the NYT, 1995, photo by Stephan Haskell
I bring a sort of “you can’t just assume that Camilla was inherently evil because of a lack of information about her. We don’t know her level of culpability to the same extent as the others for a reason, and your insistence on demonising her so heavily is far from intellectual” vibe to conversations about The Secret History that misogynists don’t really like.
No Francis babe, don't kill yourself, you're too horrible and cunty!
new fic (chapter 1)
the onlyfans au!!! this one's ambitious for me (<- can't write long term things for shit), but the format is super fun to write. fully self indulgent, and hopefully i'll get better at writing smut as time goes on. so far, i could literally have 'Richard Papen (implied)' as a tag because he's new and behind the camera but i won't do that because i'm definitely gonna hit the tag limit at some point in this project. also '2021 period piece' is a little bit of an insane thing to say and yet here we are.
relationships: greek class polycule, henry/francis in this chapter + a little bit of solo camilla stuff (maybe richmilla if you read between the lines a lot)
tws/squicks: free use kink, rough sex, little bit of food play
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82846946/chapters/218129486
if i were more confident writing nsfw i would definitely have written a 'the greek class have a group onlyfans/pornhub account' au by now... i know exactly the kind of shit they'd be making
obviously they're filming at the country house, but to do that francis had to convince his family to let him remove all the portraits etc. so he wouldn't get doxxed
they're polyamorous your honour
their channel is called something pretentious like 'sub rosa'
richard got his 'in' by being a cameraman/editor
they definitely filmed some kind of bacchanal scene (real or not idk), i'm imagining it as like richard filming from the bushes found footage style while jacking off or something
henry and camilla fucked in that sleigh, sorry abernathy family
francis has a 'cubitum eamus?' tramp stamp
i feel like figs have been eroticised far too much on the channel, to the point where it becomes an in joke with the donors
henry does study livestreams,,, not even naked or anything he's just too haughty to get a twitch (says that he knows the donors have good taste, he's not going to study with just anyone watching)
the mood lighting goes crazy
it goes without saying they're kinky, i'm considering making a separate post about what they'd like but idk if that would be too much for this blog
you can always tell who posted based on the caption style - henry: some kind of i'm-14-and-this-is-deep bullshit 'there is nothing vulgar about the human form, only improper handling can make it so' - francis: tries to be sexy but just sounds passive aggressive about the state of the house 'shh baby, don't worry about staining the rug, i'm sure it's fine' - camilla: straightforward, more engaging with the audience 'someone please tell them unhooking a bra is not that hard' - charles: deeply unserious 'don't tell francis' aunt we broke her lamp, and if you do, don't tell her how' - richard: basic, just timestamps and maybe a one word comment '11/4/23 ouch' - bunny doesn't post on his own, all his stuff is posted by henry
over time, richard gets more and more involved and is more popular than bunny (in part because he's compliant and willing to be with more than just henry, but also because i refuse to believe richard isn't hot given canon)
their relationships to sex work vary a lot. charles sees it as just a regular social media page, just one where he can film more adult content. henry doesn't see it as sex work at all, preferring to call it a social experiment. francis is conflicted: on one hand, he gets to make money doing nothing out of the ordinary without having to rely on his grandfather; on the other, what if he gets recognised or stalked? richard probably would've done something like this on his own anyway, he needed the money. camilla is genuinely enjoying putting herself out there, even if it is something she maybe wouldn't bring up to just anyone. and bunny likes the ego boost and isn't thinking of the consequences.
marion finds out and bunny has to leave, but at that point he's really sick of being pushed aside anyway
richard has had a youtube this whole time btw, it used to be no-talking nature vlogs but it shifts when he gets more involved: bts/day in the life as an OF creator videos, movie reactions featuring henry (who hasn't seen anything ever), cooking vlogs with francis, etc
and then francis bought the house and they lived happily ever after the end :)