I now declare myself as the EMPEROR

no idea about what i'm doing like really not anyway they/them, ace, canadian eh, etc etc ice cream. is. the. best. thing. ever. after me. ah! joking. yay?

[newt-u-useless-marius]

RB

[stolentweets]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[lafayette-largebaguette-deactiv]

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

LGBT culture is your parents knowing absolutely nothing about you

[lerios]

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

[diarygirls]

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

you put it into words

[bradlast-deactivated20180410]

The stereotype of the whiney millennial come to life.

[diarygirls]

hey bradlast! unfortunate that you condensed my personal post about technological generation shifts and their psychological impact as “millennial whining”, especially because i didn’t once say anything that hasn’t already been the subject of extensive academic research. i would love to discuss this more but unfortunately when not whining i am busy with lazy millennial activities such as getting my degree and working part-time. here’s a cool link if you want to engage with this topic further! 

[prplzorua]

I’d like to report a murder

[okaymad]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[dionysusilluminatusx]

What???

[officialfist]

3 people died and 7 became ill after eating blue bell due to the bacteria listeria being found in several machines. Most people’s immune systems shrugged it off but people with compromised immune systems (birth defects or diseases such as HIV) could become seriously ill or in this case die as a result of it.

[dionysusilluminatusx]

Damn, that’s crazy that it happened, I’m glad I know not to buy them now.

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

@amerigoilluminatusx Hello! Texas native, here with more information that you should have the opportunity to know.

The second it became clear that Blue Bell was the source, they voluntarily shut down their facilities and recalled EVERYTHING they currently had on the market, around 8 million gallons of ice cream.

They tested, disassembled and thoroughly sterilized, then retested their manufacturing equipment. At least one major piece of equipment was thrown away, presumably because they couldn’t guarantee it was safe.

They tracked down the source of the “outbreak” and submitted a root cause analysis (with some info redacted here) to the FDA. And then they slowly started manufacturing again, releasing a few flavors at a time, testing each shipment before sending them out.

This happened over a year ago. They’re still recovering.

They threw away MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep people safe instead of, you know, trying to keep everything under wraps. (Honestly the tagline here should be “We Scare Because We Care” or somethin.) Blue Bell is a fricken solid and honest company.

So, yeah, enjoy your ice cream! ALL OF BLUE BELL IS DOING EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND DELICIOUS.

That is all.

[jorbim]

Reblogging because I am biased and I want to believe that some sugary food companies care about me not dying

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[adropofdeleted-deactivated20130]

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

[gr0mhellscream]

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

OH MY GOD

[cool-beenz]

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

If you’re not supportive of the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Oil Pipeline, you can help First Nations like Tsleilwaututh Nation who are taking Kinder Morgan and the Canadian Federal Government to court, by donating.

Donate here.

Share the above tweet here.

[prismatic-bell]

Canadian Tumblrites supported the push against the Standing Rock pipeline.

It’s time for American Tumblrites to return the favor.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

One more thing, if Americans and other non-Canadians aren’t familiar with this oil pipeline and its widespread opposition and want to learn more, I’m here to help. I don’t blame anyone outside of Canada who hasn’t heard of it. Its gotten almost no coverage outside of this country.

I have however been posting about this terrible project for years now. Under the #Kinder Morgan hashtag on this blog I have posted dozens if not hundreds of posts about the project from just about every angle possible (Indigenous Rights, Oil Spill Risk, Economics, Climate Change, Legal Challenges, etc).

Read all about the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion project here.

I’ll also happily answer any questions people have as well.

[sagansense]

Get familiar, and support indigenous rights.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

UPDATE:

First Nations have officially taken Kinder Morgan and the Canadian Federal Government to court:

First Nations begin court challenge against Trans Mountain pipeline

If you want to help them, donating now would be a good time. Sharing the post above about their court challenge to the pipeline would also be appreciated.

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[porktato]

BASED ON THIS POST @stopcallingmeapollo

@decayingliberty I SAW UR TAG,,, so,,,,,!!!?!

[spikeasaur]

i didn’t realize marine le pen won the french election after all

[daggers-drawn]

France: *siphons huge “colonial debts” from the economies of North Africa*

French President, in the actual year 2017: “They’re doing badly because they’re savages.”

[ohcoolaslug]

If you shared that post celebrating this man for disrespecting Trump, you better reblog this one, too.