Jesús.Hernandez.Christ

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

[jinxley-deactivated20140807]

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

[inothernews]

Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew.

JOHN FUGELSANG (via inothernews)

[vinterensvind]

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

[movedtorilesblue-deactivated201]

[vvexpyke]

these guys were so funny

[newtestament2014-blog]

so true

[ejacutastic]

(source)

[abedsmessedupmeta]

Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover! 

[firestorm310]

fuck yeah

[gustavmalheur-deactivated201509]

so long as there shall exist a social condemnation, which, in the face of civilization, complicates a destiny that is divine with human fatality; so long as the three problems of the age—the degradation of man by poverty, the ruin of women by starvation, and the dwarfing of childhood by night—are not solved; so long as social asphyxia shall be possible; so long as ignorance and misery remain on earth, books like this cannot be useless.

            —preface to les misérables, by victor hugo

[ratchetmess]

[keyote-deactivated20141026]

how big ya dick Jesus

[newtestament2014-blog]

awkward

[malunis]

[housewifeswag]

so freaking cute

[dumplinghead-usagi]

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole 

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

Recipe Generators

My Fridge Food

Fire House Chef

Dinner in 15 Minutes

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Cuisine

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Super Cook

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Recipes by Ingredient

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Not Beans Again

Ideas 4 Recipes

Big Oven

Other Resources

Actual College Student Cookbook

Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]

Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

[cognitivedissonance]

Just broke person in general masterpost…

[hypomanic-mess]

[wheremegdraws]

This sounds like the most useful thing I’d ever seen on Tumblr.

[asexualdindjarin]

JESUS HOLLA (listen on 8tracks)

a super serious angsty mix about our favourite english monk

i. i’m a slave 4 u - britney spears. ii. losing my religion - rem. iii. boy is a bottom - detox. iv. spooky mormon hell dream - book of mormon obc. v. heaven knows im miserable now - the smiths. vi. because i got high - afroman. vii. crucify me - bring me the horizon. viii. always look on the bright side of life - monty python. ix. literally - horrible histories. x. hallelujah - george blagden.

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LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING  dont worry guys this is so legit gladiator would never lie to me

[e-writing]

[elledark]

If Jesus Came Back in the USA .. Can you imagine the absolute shit-storm that would blow up if Jesus staged his second coming in the USA today, preaching the same old stuff he did before ? Can you hear the howls of outrage from the conservative christian-right, from the grassroots of the GOP, that the guy’s a commie or at least a bleeding-heart liberal who hangs out with low-life scum and whores. And all this healing sick folks free stuff sure sounds like creeping socialism. And how the heck are you supposed to have wars if you can’t even kill people ? Crazy ! And the guy don’t own a gun ! That’s gotta be anti-American or anti-christian or somethin’ pretty damn weird ! There is no way America’s right-wing ‘Christians’ would tolerate Jesus because they oppose pretty much everything he believed in. Which makes sense because they’re not really Christians anyway. As G K Chesterton shrewdly observed .. “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car” . And if the resurrected Jesus caused enough of a commotion, if there was any serious chance he might change the status quo, he’d surface on the US governments radar and that could be fatal. Swarthy middle-eastern guy with a beard butting heads with the establishment ? Chances are the CIA would pin him as a terrorist and take him out with a drone or whip him off to Guantanamo for indefinite detention without trial and a spot of ‘enhanced interrogation’. No .. you can see why Jesus would steer well clear of the USA today. Ellie

[partyintheurl-deactivated201604]

Play hard pray hard

[starllex]

[newtestament2014-blog]

Heck yeah!

[newkidsonmycock18]

[newtestament2014-blog]

creepy :X

[nudeyakult]

I recognized that I spelt the lyrics wrong.. and fixed now. shame!

[kcrabb88]

This is SO beautiful!

[pilferingapples]

It IS beautiful, the lighting’s perfect and his face—! Augh, I can’t tell if this is him just listening to his friends singing outside or the Death Scene or KIND OF THE SAME MOMENT, and either way I’ve been trying to reblog this since like midnight last night but I keep not being able to talk about it enough so FLY GORGEOUS PICTURE, get out on my dash where I can look and cry about you some more!

[eppiesue]

monsters disappear before angels

[newtestament2014-blog]

yes