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@newtscamanderfb
newt: i keep a picture of us in my wallet. whenever i face difficulties, i take it out and stare at the picture
theseus: awwww-
newt: and i tell myself "if i can deal with this idiot, then i can deal with anything"
theseus: oh
At the Zoo:
Tina, panicked: has anyone seen Newt?!
Theseus: WHAT?! HES MISSING OH NO THAT MOTHER’S ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN
Tina: NEWT?! I CAN SEE ALL THE EQUATIONS
Jacob: look I’m sure he’s-
Theseus: NEWT! NEWT! SIR HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?!
Tina: HES 6’1” CLEARLY SOCIAL AWKWARD
Theseus: VERY IN LOVE WITH HER*points at Tina* BUT WE HAVENT TALKED ABOUT IT YET
Meanwhile:
Newt: chilling with the zebras
newt: advice of the day: if you ever meet someone who calls gatorade flavours the actual name of the flavour instead of just the colour, then they are a certified nerd
theseus: yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? you can't just say blue because there's more than one blue
newt: blue and light blue, nice try nerd
theseus: go ahead, jacob. let it out, cry. if you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old like me, you won't be able to cry
newt: just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation...
leta: if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
jacob: violently bakes
queenie: violently reads minds
theseus: violently stares at wall
newt: violently chases nifflers
tina: violently facepalms
gellert: violently murders people
albus: violently worries about that previous statement
theseus: when i said "bring me something back from the beach," i meant like a conch shell!
newt: *struggling to hold a seagull* well bloody say that next time!
Dumbledore: "Love", "The summer Gellert and i fell in love"
Aberforth: I just ended a decades long relationship
Newt: oh I'm really sorry about that. I hope you're fine
Aberforth: oh don't worry Mr Scamander it wasn't my relationship
*Albus and Gellert throw furniture at each other in the other room*
Happy Birthday @queeniegoldsteinsod
There’s no such thing as non-binary you’re born as a lady or a man.
…why do you have tumblr?! You’re just gonna insult all the non-binary’s! There is a thing as non-binary brother.
There’s also a such thing as Unlabled look it up.
No there’s no non-binary’s or whatever the fuck you just said. There’s only male and female that’s it.
There’s also a such thing as asshole and bigger asshole
I’m not asshole I’m stating a fact.
My belief is technically there is two genders but there is a third which is non-binary. If they choose not to associate with a gender that’s their choice and you don’t have the power to justify that and use the wrong pronouns. 
No! Women are ladies there’s no non-binary’s. They are ladies and should act like one!
And you should act your Age
Excuse me?!
You heard me
You are insulting a adult young man!
You’re an adult? Huh That’s funny because you don’t act like one and also the right way to use it is “an” not a
Stop correcting me you embarrassing excuse for a man.
Are you talking about yourself?
No you. Cause you supporting this lgbtq is embarrassing for the future and my culture!
No one gives a crap about your culture,you’re allowed to not support it but you’re not allowed to bring other people down that are in the community just because it’s part of your So Called “culture”  you can have opinions. But however you can respect other people As You Should In Society,But The Sad Thing Is,People Like Yourself Is what is wrong with the world and The society. There needs to be more people that support everyone equally, but not only the LGBTQ community gets that hate it’s A lot of other groups of people,there’s not enough equality in this world and this generation needs to change that,so I want you To stop hating on people just because of your culture. 
No. And why are you he/they?! You’re a male. You’re he/him not some they person everyone talks about! You should not have these selfish and disgusting pronouns and just do normal pronouns you son of a bitch. I get to say what I want I don’t give a crap what you say women are she/her and make are he/him. K. Non-binary is illegal in this culture of mine! I will never respect anyone cause someone respecting lgbtq is embarrassing like her or his family.
First of all I can go by he/they if I choose to. And again you can have your opinions but we don’t care. Also did you mean male because it came out make. 
Yes. And shut up! You will not correct cause you are a he/him and chose this he/they.
Alright that's it Mycroft you need to get with the times it's not the 1970s it's the 2000's get with the program!
No. Lady I will not!
Bru your a disgrace to the Holmes name
Excuse me I’m not! Enola and Sherlock love me.
It’s the 21st-century get with the times. And if you want respect,Respect Peoples pronouns and If you think you’re right for your  actions,you’re very petty so very petty. Because honestly this is immature behaviour especially for someone your age. You should understand that people are not 100% just like you,everyone is different. love is love and do you really think your sister and brother love you for the way you’re acting definitely not. They can still love you and not love your behaviour but if you keep going like this they’re probably gonna exile You from everything. Because they respect pronouns they don’t want you to disrespect people like this. if you don’t want to be cut out from your family you should change your perspective right now Because honestly this is just messed up
🙄🙄🙄.. oh a another supproter of lgbtq. What a disgrace.
By the way you spelled supporter wrong
I don’t care supporting bitch
Oi. Don't cross that line mycroft...
Or what?
You'll have a pissed off pregnant lady and demon on your ass
OH YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT!
You do not. Talk about my wife like that. Do you understand me? 
Gellert in FB1: What makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you?
Gellert in FB2: Do you think Dumbledore will mourn for you?
Gellert in FB3: Who will love you now Dumbledore?
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Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) and Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) in FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE 2022 | dir. David Yates
Newt: In light of what happened. You can hug me for four to five seconds
Theseus: Fourty five seconds!
Newt: No! FOUR to FIVE-
Theseus:Too late!
EDDIE REDMAYNE as NEWT SCAMANDER FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE 2022 | dir. David Yates
