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@kirin-in-a-corner
tina: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see newt an inch from her face*
newt: so we had this id - stop screaming - so we had this idea
tina, coming down from a heart attack: what the hell, who's we?
theseus: *directly beside him* we had this idea-
tina: mercy lewis, there's two of them
bruh
*tina sees newt, jacob, and queenie on a park bench*
tina: why are you all so sad?
newt: come and sit next to us and you will understand
*tina sits down*
newt: you see, this bench was freshly painted
gellert: some people are like slinkies.
albus: explain.
gellert: not really good for much but make you crack a smile when you push them down the stairs.
albus:
albus: please don't push newt down the stairs.
gellert: you can't stop me.
(oh hon yes he can)
harry: if you could add one rule to quidditch this year, what would it be?
ginny: everyone gets a brick. what you do with it is up to you.
Some memes that remind me of fantastic beasts characters:
Newt:
Tina:
Queenie:
Jacob:
lol comment other memes
newt: i like to think things through
theseus: since when? last week you tried to eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
leta: if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
jacob: violently bakes
queenie: violently reads minds
theseus: violently stares at wall
newt: violently chases nifflers
tina: violently facepalms
gellert: violently murders people
albus: violently worries about that previous statement
ahsoka: what are the rules of monopoly?
anakin: if the game lasts over 4 hours you’re legally allowed to kill the person who asked to play
tina’s birthday party be like…
(lol the niffler prob took her present)
lmao poor newt
anakin: *trips and falls down the stairs like a slinky*
obi wan, to ahsoka: remind me to laugh at this later
obi wan, to anakin: are you okay?!
anakin: SIX MONTHS!!!
ahsoka: what?
obi wan: wait for it…
anakin: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!!!
oh how the turn tables have turned (lol not for anakin tho)
macusa employee: what state do you live in?
newt: constant anxiety
albus: denial
gellert: perfection
theseus: solid
tina: NEW YORK
gellert: i’m not open to just dating anyone. they have to meet my very high standards.
albus: *exists*
gellert: oh no, he has met all of my standards.
bonus meme: