The Goldstein-Scamanders

Salamander fanatic. Sometimes we get Six of Crows and Marauders content here👍🏻👍🏻

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Newt: I’d like you all to meet the newest Scamander, little Ellie

Jacob: oh my goodness look at her!

Theseus: good job, Newt! She’s precious

Tina, laying in a hospital bed: yes good job, Newt, because he’s the one who just went through labor.

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

If there’s anyone out here who used to enjoy my fics, check out the new one please! Hope you enjoy!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

No one will ever convince me that Dionysus isn’t emotionally attached to Chiron at this point. Like in Sea of Monsters they kick Chiron out of Camp and Dionysus pretends he’s fine but as soon as he’s alone he’s yelling at Zeus to give him his bestie back.

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

I feel like middle child Newt Scamander should be explored as a fanfic topic more.

[keepmeinmind-01]

broke: Theseus thinking Newt gets no dates

woke: Theseus stunned and in awe of how good Newt’s game is

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[devotedlyshadowytheorist]

Take the pigeon

[vexishereandveryqueer]

pigin

[doompicklez]

I don’t care about a financially stable future, I just want the pigeon

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Newt: I’ve realized something

Tina: shhh

Newt: I’m deeply, irrevocably in love with you

Tina: that’s really sweet and I love you too, but Newt be quiet

Newt: why?

Tina: because we are hiding in a closet from our enemies. And I’d like to live to unpack your revelation.

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Luna: I don’t like you

Rolf, instantly falling: I think I’m in love

*somewhere far away*

Newt, looks up from a book: something just happened with Rolf!

Tina, panicking: what?

Newt: I don’t know, but I think it’s eerily similar to our love story.

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Newt: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

Tina: What the hell is a hufflepuff?

[elisha-am]

By the power vested in me.

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[crowsdaily]

you always have been.

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Queenie: yeah and TINA IS SINGLE

Tina, glaring: shut up

Newt, tripping down the stairs: 🎶NOW LOOK AT ME AND THIS OPPORTUNITY🎶

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Tina, brushing his hair out of his face: Newt?

Newt, half asleep: mmm?

Tina: Happy Birthday, my love.

[isnt]

[katisfania]

Midnights (Newtina's Version)

5. You're On Your Own, Kid

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

I love this so much

[katisfania]

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Tina: I hate politics.

Newt: Love, you’re MACUSA’s president.

Tina, laying across his lap dramatically: don’t remind me.