Sloths of New York

This is the way sloths were: in their growing up and in their marrying and in their living and in their dying.

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Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention

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Everybody chill, it’s totes god's will

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Too late to go back to sleep

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Before the parade passes by

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And I bless you: More Sloth

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Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams

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Progress is slow

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My name is Regina George and I am a massive zzzzz

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Wait for me, I’m comin’

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Dear Slothicer Krupke

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Sugar...butter...cecropia leaves

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Let the storm rage on

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Not just a simple sloth

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A guy that I’d kinda be into

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You make me feel like a natural woman

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I’ve learned to slam on the brake

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The Schuyler Slothsters