a logical ruse!

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[josephine-meis]

Red Vi Supernova ❤️

Episode 8 is finally out!!!! ✨

[yaoi-blcd]

Update from Tan Jiu “a daily life extra”, translated by Yaoi-BLCD. 

Their Story Character Guide

Previously: /1/ /2/ /3/ /4/ /5/ /6/ /7/ / 8/ /9/ /10/ /11/ /12/ /13/ /14/ /15/ /16, 17, 18/ /19/ /20/ /21/ /22/ /23/ /24, 25/ /26/ /27/ /28/ /29/ /30/ /31/ /32/ /33, 34/ /35/ /36/ /37/ /38/ /39/ /40/ /41/ /42/ /43/ /44/ /45/ /46/ /47/ /48/ /49/ /50/ /51/ /51b/ /52/ /53/ /54/ /55/ /56/ /57/ /58/ /59/ /60/ /61/ /62/ /63/ /64/ /65/ /66/ /67/ /68/ /69/ /70/ /71/ /72/ /73/ /74/ /75/ /76/ /77/ /78/ /79/ /80/ /81ab/ /81c/ /82/ /83/ /84/ /85/ /86a/ /86b/ /86c/ /87/ /88/ /89/ 90/ /91/ /92a/ /92b/ /92c/ /92d/ /93a/ /93b/ /94a/ /94b/ /94c/ /94d/ /95a/ /95b/ /95c/ /95d/ /96a/ /96b/ /96c/ /97a/ /97b/ /97c/ /98/ /99/ /100/ /101/ /102a/ /102b/ /102c/ /103/ /104a/ /104b/ /105/ /106/ /107a/ /107b/ /108/ /109a/ /109b/ /110a/ /110b+c/ /111/ /112a/ /112b/ /113a/ /113b/ /113c/ /114/ /115/ /116a/ /116b/ /117/ /118a/ /118b/ /119/ /next/

[nezushiuwu]

i haven't been on tumblr in almost 4 years but i guess i'm back uuh hello! (o_o)

[blackpyrefly]

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

[skelefolk]

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

[the10ne1yweird0]

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.

[disasterlesbianshuri]

The Venom fandom is just out here living their best goddamn lives.

[mookie000]

fast forward to todler princess 

[topherchris]

[nixhouseofcards]

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

[wanologic]

such good kids

[cinnabongene]

“i’ll never be a real adult” i say as i work 40 hours a week at a stuffy office job, come home and spend the evening cooking and cleaning before relaxing on the couch with the 2019 ikea catalogue

[cinnabongene]

hold the fuck up y’all

there are lesbians in the 2019 ikea catalogue

[munsass]

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Alex Perry prefall 2018

[hotelhalsey]

iamhalsey: Hometown. @danielleguizio @kellyshami ♠️♥️♣️♦️

[vetur02]

I gotta finish my thesis at the end of august so drawing and posting doodles such as this one here is sadly all I can do guys, I’m sorry y_y

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[alluradaily]

We should sleep for 15 more doboshes.

[mytearsrricochet]

i’ve been a student teacher for a first grade class for two days and these are the amazing stories i have had so far. i love kids.

we have to help kids off the bus and to their classes if they’re kindergartners and don’t know where they’re going. one girl immediately reached for my hand as soon as she got off the bus and sang me the abcs and counted to 26. the highest she could go. then saw her teacher and ignored me.

all of the student teachers were waiting for the last arriving bus so we all formed a line to help the kids to their classes. upon arrival, one child immediately goes “why are they making a tunnel for us? are we famous now? i need to call my mom”

one kid didn’t have a name tag so i took him to the office to get one. the aides asked him for his name. “noah” he promptly said. “wait no. i’m david. noah is my brother.”

the teacher i observe read a book to them about a bird laying eggs. one kid raised his hand as soon as the book ended and yelled at the teacher because there was no daddy in the book and “i know how babies are made there must be a daddy”

one girl was quietly eating her snack during snack time and got up for no reason other than to come over and tell me “miss jones you are so beautiful”

the teacher tried to take a group picture on top of a climbing structure on the playground. 3+ kids fell off. they thought it was hilarious.

“miss jones do you wanna know my favoritest movie ever? avengers: age of ultron. it’s not for kids but i watched it alone so don’t tell my parents please i’ll cry”

two boys punched each other repeatedly and when asked why would you hurt each other, they quickly answered “we’re in love”

“can i call you mama cat?”

“i am your baby cat”

“meow”

[skiaskai]

More like really snatched his heart.

[kiilea]

here, two good pineapple boys 🍍