and every breath we drew was waluigi

call me gene. he/him. i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this. also cinnabongene on ao3.

[cinnabongene]

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[anonomouslyabanana]

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

[cinnabongene]

i hope whoever invented waking up before you're ready died a thousand deaths

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[nadsdraws]

Last day of the Happy Edizzy Week

Prompt: Pride

FIRST / PREV

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[ryebreadgf]

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[jenny-holzer]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Hieronymus Bosch

[archiveswizard]

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

[cinnabongene]

"fic authors self rec! when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. let's spread the self-love 💗"

i was tagged by @whatwearewillbe! thank you so much!

i tag the blogger reading this 😘

honorable mention: best case scenario. i love this fic so much! 2016 me put so much work and soul into it! i'm not super happy with its portrayal of polyamory anymore, but what can i say, it was 10 years ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it is unfinished and i haven't touched it since 2017, but every time i read it, i think "damn, this is good! i wish the author would write more!" 😒

5. lioness. i cannot believe it has been 10 years since i wrote this. i cannot believe it has been 10 years since i wrote this. i'm a sucker for a good old fashion angsty trans coming out fic. and who doesn't love jimmie? 😊 (war flashbacks to the jimmie discourse of 2016)

4. hold it. who could forget the double whammy of hold it and golden boy? and especially who could forget @dontblamethedildos iconic fanart 😍😍😍 (IF YOU CLICK THOSE LINKS YOU WILL SEE SAUL GOODMAN PISS AND COCK)

3. izzy hands doesn't exist. this is a crack fic which i love mostly for the response it got. people wrote fanfiction of my fanfiction! this one spawned at least five fics by other authors, which is the highest compliment i could ever receive 😊

2. this is gonna hurt. i love this fic. the angst. the whump. the blood. the puke. the homoerotic wound tending. the dubiously platonic love confessions. toxic yaoi at its finest 🤩 *chef's kiss*

1. leafy greens. yeah. my favorite fanfic is a lazytown weed fic i wrote in 2017. every time i re-read it, i worry it won't hold up, but it's so damn good. the romance. the weed jokes. robbie and sportacus being 100% in character despite the context being so far out of the ballpark of their source material. 2017 me was really cooking with fire here. i wrote this while going through the second worst trauma of my life. this might be my magnum opus. i may never write something as beautiful as 2017 lazytown weed fic again. and that's okay 😌

[suncaptor]

picky eating IS such a good test of whether or not someone wants to be an ableist bully in a socially acceptable way tbh. like do you need to know why someone is a picky eater and for what reasons do you deem it alright to not mock and dehumanize and infantalise someone because their disability impacts the way they eat. what justification for why they eat a certain way is good enough for you to not treat someone like shit.

[buggle-404]

The creature