Bread

i'm ynes(e-nez). i fucking love bread and friend chicken.

[fongminliao]

[4i20]

[gl0wbaby]

[rai-r]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[silly-luv]

[rivermusic]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When men say “take your girl swimming on the first date” but they don’t know about powder and setting spray

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[dpcphotography]

Eilean Donan Castle

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[mjalti]

why is Apple adding a clown emoji? the boy emoji already exists? add more heart variations so I can express my love in more ways

[14085089042]

I understand you’re dealing with some clearly unresolved emotional issues right now but it costs 0 dollars to not be unduly mean to boys

[mjalti]

I don’t have those types of funds atm

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[bled]

[stability]

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

[relahvant]

jesus christ

[not-safe-for-earth]

*WHEEZING*

[naanviolent]

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

[flowerys]

[worldes]