certified beautician

“Yeah that’s an S K and a J all next to each other so that’s a nope”

[snowyjoeyburrow]

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[oven-chicken-blog]

THAT LAST ONEEEE

[slafkovskysbitch]

when your dash does the thing

[puckinginsane]

All of the dogs love Tyler.

Via Tyler’s insta story

[hug-your-goalies]

Jeff Skinner news conference

📷: Harry Scull Jr

[sashayed]

“But hey, as they say in hockey, ‘Let’s do that hockey.’”

[therealtheninja]

St. Louis right now:

[nhloffseason]

x

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

Can he fuck right off please

[nhlbeauts]

MICHAEL DEL ZOTTO IS A CUP WINNER

[finnmafia]

u n r e a l (via nhl)

[seggstars]

I AM CRYING.

[aseriesofbadlifechoices]

If you don’t think hockey players figure skating is adorable, I don’t know how to help you. [x]

[team-ginger-himbos]

Adorable boys doing adorable twirls

[segs-91]

Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn in Dallas Hotel Magazine ❤️❤️❤️.

[tsegss]

bustin it down thotiana

[jiggyloveshockey]

Everything about this is comedy gold. The fact that he’s twerking shirtless in a club without shame. The fact that it’s to this particular song. And lest we forget: the absolute comedy goddess at the end, deadpanning like a regular on “The Office”. 

[momonoodle]

Carter Hart laughing is self care

[jakeoettinger]

interesting

[tysonjost]

From the Avs Instagram | 3.28.19

[coloradoavalanche]

We knew what we were doing.