cryptic_blu3 @nhzmlplths - Tumblr Blog

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

liarsblade

a-potato-of-death

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

grrwoof-woof

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

aliferousmetal

do-you-have-a-flag

hobohobgoblim

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

flmuseumgirl30

We have always been human.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Close! Those are puppies.

sympathischeufos

We have always been puppies

depsidase

dragon-in-a-fez

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

weirdlandtv

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

nimmenstjer

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

lorax177

I trode on the toad road

iridescentoracle

kozardice

teenage girl entering that awkward phase where she realises she's actually a teenage boy

nhzmlplths

haha...ha...ha...haha ...

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

namiek-studies

Vokabelliste - Tschick

ich habe angefangen, Tschick zu lesen! Hier sind ein paar Wörter aus den ersten paar Kapiteln, die ich nicht gekennt habe 🥳

schwindelig (adj.) - dizzy

mir ist schwindelig

hüpfen (v.) - to hop

foltern (v.) - to torture/beat

kratzen (v.) - to scratch

er hat sich am Bein gekratzt

erschöpft (adj.) - exhausted

geistreich (adj.) - witty

albern (adj.) - ridiculous, silly

verzweifelt (adj.) - desperate

die Narbe (n.) - scar

die Delle (n.) - dent

humpeln (v.) - to limp

die Schweigepflicht (n.) - oath of confidentialty/secrecy

namiek-studies

Vokabelliste - Tschick (wieder)

löchern - to ask many questions

(mir) schräg - i hate

verscheuchen - to scare away

schwafeln - to ramble

der Legastheniker - the dyslexic (n.)

die Marotte - the quirk, characteristic

die Tafel - the whiteboard

kantig - angular

schleppen - to drag, haul

negativesofcash

some of my favourite books because i am gay and single in january of 2025. looking for alaska is missing because i don’t have that one. and solitaire! sad.