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[approach]

[spelldealer]

amelia earhart disappeared because she crashed her plane while me and her were smoking a fat blunt in the cockpit it’s true

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

bro like would it kill you to fall in love with me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spams-from-k-deactivated2022030]

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[appleciders]

the sheer comedy of icarly having an episode where spencer’s having problems dating women while wearing this shirt

[ovur]

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

[ovur]

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

[hrryok]

i don’t even remember what i did 3 years ago but i remember what one direction did

[mrrogerscardigans]

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

[tsunamirains]

[wickedwonderlandd]

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

[agirlwithachakram]

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[clitt]

[bluebandana]

time to suffer through another november without a new one direction album

[ittybittybrittbratt]

“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀

[anthyhime-deactivated20210201]

Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs

[dirudo]

im the grandma

[that-twink-over-there]

☕☕☕

[fadedputa-deactivated20151203]

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

[feralk1ss]

[findaplacetofeelgood]

They are the same