[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

my off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

ACADEMY AWARD LOSER ANDREW GARFIELD

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

best award show moments:

will smith punching chris rock

moonlight winning against la la land

the crowd looking at miley cyrus crazy during the 2013 vmas

britney kissing madonna

nicki minaj asking miley “what’s good?”

kanye saying beyonce should’ve won over taylor swift

[ladiablesse]

how r ppl not laughing at the sheer absurdity of this moment like y’all couldn’t hold back on the thinkpieces for a second just to gag at the fact that will smith open palm smacked the shit out this man and then won the most prestigious acting award of the night like 20 mins later

[americachavez]

more rich people should fight on live tv for my entertainment

[heystephen]

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

[typhlonectes]

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[blxck-coffee-dad]

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

[everwizard]

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

[funnytwittertweets]

[froggychairfather]

me: :(

animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ

me: :)

[grocerystore-gf]

something about crowds singing in unison at concerts that leaves my entire existence awestruck. so ethereal. its the the most human thing ever.

[justcatposts]

game time (via: @brittanynlau)

[lifeinlowkey]

You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.

[theitalianscrub]

A crushing victory

[helloitsbees]

Why does hobby lobby not have barcodes

[helloitsbees]

girl…….

[helloitsbees]

[weedjoke420-blog]

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

[anxietyproblem]