[acerebral]

[meanplastic]

This iconic “makeover” on 10 Years Younger.

[encriptado]

[fireblenders]

[whoredrigo]

I’d sue them for this omg

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is what my nightmares are like

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[ngutu-deactivated20190127]

not to flex but i never saw la la land

[lubricates]

same

[teenscoolest]

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[relishboi]

why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago

[gamecubewizard]

prison does things to a person

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

an update: they are Good Pajamas

[fat-mabari]

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

[andrewbelami]

I cannot believe…

[secondclassvines]

he mean for this 😂

[tardigradetheking]

evil 

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory