[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

[pyrophobicfireman]

what

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

mount rushmore 

[ewebie]

get out

[erarg]

[unclefather]

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically

[ogaycanyousee]

What the fuck, BuzzFeed?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

BIPITY BOPITY IT’S TIME TO STOPITY

[buzzfeed]

😏

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Reblog if you’ve ever been told it was a “shame” that you cut your “beautiful hair.”

[pettywoman]

When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down:

[freakinindigo]

[marketplace]

you can get the shirt HERE!

[fxck-raevenge]

My birthday is Saturday if anyone wants to get me a gift

[faguettella-deactivated20180221]

america was never mexico tho idgi

[sassynweird]

@feminedivine

California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, parts of Wyoming, Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas belonged to Mexico.

[children-of-the-corny]

Lmao when bitches forget google existed

[ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass-de]

I am crying.

Hit a black mama if you want to…

[sipnsyphe]

THE JUMP LOL!

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Bruuh

[onlyblackgirl]

the damn jump

[postracialcomments-deactivated2]

the jump is too real

[legalfunnybunny]

[holdyourownhand]

This shit deserves infinite reblogs my god 😂😂

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

THE JUMP

[theryanproject]

This how it be though 😂😂😂 black moms don’t play that shit

[welcometomyfantasyworldx]

Black Parents reaction 

   Hispanic parents reaction   

Asian parent reaction 

[destructojoe]

White Parent’s Reaction

[fadlkjsaklfj-blog]

THISSSSS. lmao

[dudewithafuture-deactivated2014]

Lmfaoo

[slymdckn]

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS! LOL

[constance-ix]

lmao omg

[themoonisfree]

Omg 😕😂

Basically

[a-tribe-called-tress]

geek1da Is this the kid you were talking about? lol

[geek1da]

YOOOOOoOO thats the kid LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-tribe-called-tress]

Haha I figured lmao

[kemetblk]

Always Reblog this one.

[alwaysbewoke]

haitian parent reaction

[jehovahhthickness]

😭😭😭😭😭 ^ so true

[weloveshortvideos]

[fiddleabout]

#is this the team instinct leader

[fyp-science]

Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they’ll turn out. You’re curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you’re waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.

Randall Munroe  (via fyp-science)

[4gifs]

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

[thememorycardisfull]

The Answer

[determinate-negation]

DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU

ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

i hope everyone who reblogs this is in an okay place 

[determinate-negation]

yeah were good

[mochirinrinn]

Artist: 黑白落音

Translation: t–sundere

Summary: Happy Valentine’s Day!  (´ε｀ )♡ 

please do NOT repost!

[demo-ness]

reblog if Stanley Pines is your hero

[wistymilliams-deactivated201707]

pines family + tumblr text posts