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Emily. 24. Idek what tumblr is anymore.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aquaemoon]

Sometimes you don’t realize how bad you have to pee until you pee. That’s no metaphor. That’s real life, yo.

[niamorgy]

Anyway, here’s what I’ve been up to over the last 3 years. My boyfriend Zack and I have been together for 3 years. Funnily enough, we started dating right after I left tumblr. We have a home of our own. We’re working on a wedding and starting our life together. We got a new cat. He’s black, his name is Tim Purry. I’ve traveled a lot with my amazing job and gotten a lot of cool opportunities. I have a few more tattoos. I lost 115 pounds. Also, yes I’m bald now. Not as much into 1D or 5sos anymore but I still stan deep down in my lil heart. I feel bad for just kind of abandoning this ol blog. I may be back for good. I may just be visiting. I haven’t decided yet. Sorry for the spam. I look a lot different than last time I was here.

[niamorgy]

I cant believe people still use tumblr that’s wild

[niamorgy]

Hello. I haven’t been on tumblr in 3 years oops.

[moondoggiestyle]

also quick psa to the person at harry’s chicago show who shouted louis’ name during ftdt, get fucked! and to every single person who cheered in response, you can get fucked too!

[niamorgy]

Larry isn't real y'all need to get over it

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[cum-over-baby]

[niamorgy]

I cannot believe my neighbor who left an angry note on my car when I was parked in her spot for 20 minutes is a stripper. I went to elementary school with her and she stole my boyfriend in the 5th grade.

[panlusaurus]

[thelovejournals]

Nothing to do but drink and make love.

Zelda Fitzgerald, Save Me The Waltz (via ginsengsheetmask)

[heartwcrk]

t*ylor sw*ft cant sell snake merch, its a well known fact that cobra starship invented snakes with their single “bring it (snakes on a plane)”, featuring william beckett and travie mccoy

[tyvvy]

[nourrice]

LEAK THIS GYM’S ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

I would work out every day if he were my instructor tbh

[kaitbabbling]

I’ve reblogged this six million times, and I’ll reblog it seven million more times

[stckwll]

[kitschdecor]

vintage girl scout cookie label, c1970s

[paperbacksandvinyls]

the descriptions I see of Harry Styles on this website are possibly some of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen. “some daymare Saint Laurent wearing gorgon”? “a gentle succulent plant”? “high class Renaissance Venetian courtesan”? these were ones I saw TODAY alone.

[zaptains]

[toomeirl-blog]