The Ark really are everything. They’re a pop band, they’re a rock band. They’re a QPR. They’re a polycule. They’re two music snobs plus the drummer who got in the band against his will. The drummer’s in love with the singer, the singer is aromantic, they fuck about it. The bassist is a straight man, the drummer is a bi man and in love with the singer, they ALSO fuck about it. The bassist and the singer are best friends and every teenage girl in the world thinks they should kiss. The drummer’s 2017 Glamour’s Sexist Man Alive and he’s not even a man. They’re everything to each other. They’re soulmates. They’re so messy. They’re so mentally unwell.





















