I’ve, uh I’ve been busy since I was here last.
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I’ve, uh I’ve been busy since I was here last.
First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)
Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!
Colorized!
Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!
All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.
I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*
Isn't the guy on the bike meant to be a police officer? I seem to remember being told that on an older post of this video.
If so, even funnier. 100/10.
german emotions
HD Sonic Frontiers Wallpaper, it looks soooo good!
I wondered what Dib would do if he saw some kid were bullied Zim
To all the guys and nonbinary pals that enjoy more feminine clothes, don't let anyone make you think that you are worse because of that, you are all beautiful!
I hope all of you have a safe space where you can be yourself, you deserve it!
The Last Irken Chapter 1: part one
Please click the images to read! Click here for Chapter 1: Part two
And click here for TLIAU’s chapter archive
Thank you so much for your patience! Since this chapter is so long, I’ve split it into two. Now that ch 1 is finished I’m gonna take a small break to do illustrations and play some video games, but I’ll be back to working on ch 2 asap! I’ll have to make a cover illustration or something for this soon… sorry for not having one yet!
Sonic Movie wallpapers!
A lot of people liked the edits I did previously so I decided to create more!
If you like it/plan to use it, give it a like/reblog so I can know :)
Thx for the wallpaper!~ 💙
More Baroness cuteness 😍
Also, bonus gif of her entrance that actually is adorable:
I can’t stop thinking she’s my waifu, sweet candy! Even tho she’s crazy af, I still love her 💕💕💕
(Lol no joke there’s my neighbors who are partying af while it’s 3am lol. This is like a lullaby)
WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR WONDERTART!
I made a real-life version of Wondertart from Cuphead. Check out the full recipe here.
Yandere! Chef Saltbaker x reader (Part 8!!)
A/N: Well, as you can probably tell by some recent posts or the part number, this story is soon coming to an end. There will be 10 parts, and 2 different endings (12 parts in total), and maybe some specials like Christmas or Valentine’s! But once this comes to an end, I have a surprise for all of you! I’m so glad that you guys enjoy this story as we start to wrap it up <3
This time, I’d like to mention @roska-roska, @etherealninfa, @sharpy-town, @slavic-angelo, and @lovepaperhearts! Here are the links to parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 if you need to read them! Now, ONTO PART 8!!
~Word count: 1.0k~
A bright light washes over your eyes, making you stir awake. Since you’re tired, it takes you a moment to figure out your surroundings. But when you come to your senses, you aren’t in Saltbaker’s bakery.
You’re on a floating grassy platform with a large tree at the back, leaves gently falling down. Everywhere is white, there is no sun, no sky, no ground. You look down at yourself- and see that you’re nude. Startled, you look around for clothes, and find nothing. But you don’t see anyone, so you’re a bit more calm.
A light breeze hits you, making your hair swish. The atmosphere is relaxing, putting you in a serene mindset. The grass is luscious and a healthy green, and the tree provides a nice shade, and decently sized roots to rest upon.
As you walk over to relax at the tree, you hear a faint sound of a high-pitched instrument. You walk closer to the tree, and the music grows louder. You stop, confused. “Hello? Is someone there?” You ask, your curiosity growing.
Just then, you hear footsteps, and someone walks out from behind the tree. They are holding a piccolo, smiling at you. Taking a closer look, you realize that the other person is you. You wave, extremely confused, and they wave back.
“Oh! Uh, hello, other-me..” You say in an awkward tone. They wave back, and instead of speaking, they put down the piccolo and sign to you, “You must be confused, are you?” “Yeah, I sure am!” You laugh, and they smile wider. “Come closer, I can explain everything.”
You walk to them, and they take your hand, and walk you behind the tree. They sit down and motion for you to do the same. “What is the last thing you remember before you ended up here?” “I was tied to a bed, ropes on my ankles and wrists. They were tied to bed poles, the bed poles of my friend, Chef Saltbaker. I was struggling to get free, but used so much energy, I decided to rest.” You answer, and they give you a concerned look. “Do you know why he did that?” “No, but I would like to know why. I also want to know why he’s acting like this towards me.”
Your other self stood up, held a hand out in a “stop!” motion, telling you to stay, and they walked to the other side of the tree. A few seconds later, they come back with a beautiful saxophone. You’re confused, but go along with it. They sit back down and turn to you, saxophone on their lap. “Lay down and get some rest. I will play to help you sleep again. Then, you will have the answers you need.”
You obey, and lay yourself flat on the grass with a smile. They smile back, position the saxophone, and start to play. The tune isn’t recognizable, but it’s somber and melodic. It must be an original, and it’s beautiful. You instantly start to calm down, and before you know it, you’re fast asleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you wake up, you’re in a dark room. You’re sitting on a plush, velvet chair, still nude. To your left is a projector, and it starts to play. In front of you on the projector screen, is Chef Saltbaker. But he’s looking disappointed.
“Y/N. I need to get this off of my chest. I’m sorry for everything that you’ve gone through. It wasn’t right of me to put you through that. All I wanted to do was protect you from the dangers that lurk with every choice you make. It wasn’t right of me to hurt your friends either. I had to, they had gotten in my way and tried to keep me away from you. You are the most wondrous person I have ever met. And I hope I am the same to you, even after everything I’ve done.”
You stare blankly at the video. Thoughts rushing through your head, you snap out of your trance, accidentally missing something he had said.
“…And I hope you understand. But I want you to know one more thing. You are the most wonderous person I have ever met. But everything else, well… I lied.”
Your heart skips a beat, and you stare at the video, betrayal and pain filling your mind. Saltbaker waves at you from the video, and you only stare back. But you notice the video starts to ripple. Saltbaker walks closer to the screen, and reaches a hand out.. for it to come through the screen, outstretched towards you.
You watch in horror as he climbs out of the screen, taking slow steps to you, a psychotic smile stretched across his face, eyes a blazing yellow. He stops in front of you, much bigger than his normal size, and he scoops you up in his hand.
Sprawled across his giant palm, you gather yourself together and stare into his eyes, tears forming in your own. “You…lied..?”
He laughs, harder and harder by the second, frightening you even more. You curl into a ball, knees to your chest, and a tear slips down your cheek. He stops laughing, and brings you up to his face, worry filling his eyes. “Darling, are you okay? Why are you so scared?” He questions, but you look away, refusing to answer.
“There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s me, your best friend.” He says, and that is enough to send you into hard sobs. You cry and cry, starting to shake, and Saltbaker doesn’t know what to do. You cry even harder, and he tries to hug you, but you’re far too small.
As you’re still sobbing, Saltbaker is pained seeing you like this. So many emotions are building up inside of him, making him start to crack. Cracks start from his leg, and trail up higher at a fast pace.
You calm down for a moment, and look up at him with wet eyes. But his face is covered in cracks, and you can make out a sorrowful expression on him.
“I’m so sorry, Y/N.” And he shatters, leaving you to fall.
-Longest part I’ve written yet! I hope you enjoyed it <3 Once again, when this story ends, I have a surprise for you all! See you next time <3-
i like to think saltbaker sings to bon bon. we know he has a great singing voice during his redemption song!
" . . . . Ugh, what on earth is that sound..."
". . . What a nuisance, who's up at such a late hour? Singing no less. . Why does that voice sound so familiar? "
"You. So persistent aren't you?
"Your pursuit in something sickeningly sweet shall be your ultimate heartbreak. . . .. You have a cute face... And a voice to match, this is just a fleeting feeling, however..." It wasn't...
Yandere! Chef Saltbaker x reader
A/N: here’s part 3!! Parts 1 & 2 here—>
A/N: it’s finally here! Parts 1 & 2 together!! Thanks for waiting <3 SPOILERS: This an AU where Saltbaker DOES WIN! Plus it’s gonna be a
Enjoy~
Spoilers:
This is an AU where Saltbaker DOES WIN!
Mature (18+) soon
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Recap:
"Thank you for letting me help bake chef Saltbaker, it was fun!"
"Please, just Saltbaker. Or even Salty for short~" The chef cooed at you. You blushed slightly as you gave a light giggle.
"R-right. See you tomorrow, Salty!" You started heading to the docks, already excited for the next day with the chef.
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A little over a week has passed since you first visited the bakery in Inkwell Isle 4. You had already created the habit of eagerly leaving your house in the morning and heading over to the island to see your newest friend, Chef Saltbaker. Though as much as you enjoyed the time you spent with your new dear friend, you were still ultimately worried about your other friends: Cuphead, Mugman, and Ms. Chalice. You were still waiting for their safe arrival back at the bakery.
One thing you truly did enjoy about Saltbaker over the cups, though, was his maturity, gentleness, and kindness. He was always so kind and fun to be around! He always spoke with such confidence that you also adored. Not to mention, he helped you grow an even bigger love and appreciation for baking! You definitely developed a crush on him already, as well. You tried to brush it off, you only knew him for a little over a week. There's no way that it could turn to anything serious so suddenly. What wasn't helping that, however, was the fact that Saltbaker himself was pretty flirty. At first it seemed playful enough, but yesterday he seemed a bit... different. He didn't seem like his usual, jolly self you have grown to like. His gaze looked more sinister than playful every time he flirted. His pupils flashed from how they normally looked, to now yellow ones with rings around them. You just tried to shrug this off, maybe he was just turning up the heat between you two? ((Ya see what I did there? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) You didn't see much of a problem in that. After all, you loved it when he was flirty with you.
You snapped out of your thoughts when you finally arrived at the docks. You were so happy to see Mugman and Chalice, who was in physical form, standing not too far away.
"Hey, guys! Long time no see," you semi-joked as you headed their way, "how was your guy's adventure? And where is Cuphead?"
"Hey, (y/n)! The adventure was great! Cuphead said that he was going to meet us here before we delivered this last ingredient to Chef Saltbaker, but I haven't seen him around at all." Mugman responded. You all took a glance around before Chalice spoke up.
"Maybe he's already at the bakery with Saltbaker! C'mon, let's not keep them waiting!" You all hurried your way to the local bakery with excitement. As you headed inside, the bakery was eerily quiet. Over by the display of sweets was an opened hatch that led to a basement. You suddenly felt that off feeling again, thought this time it was stronger than before. Mugs and Chalice had to basically drag you down the creepy, spiral staircase with them. As you all reached the bottom, you heard maniacal laughter.
"Saltbaker..." Mugman hissed in a low tone, before looking back to you, "(y/n), stay here where it's safe. Chalice and I will handle him." You nodded as you watched the two cups make their way towards the crazed laughter. You kept your eye out for Cuphead, hoping he was safe if around here somewhere. When Mugman and Chalice reached Saltbaker, he stabbed a knife into the cutting board in front of them.
"Welcome back, you meddlesome, bratty cups! While you were out doing my bidding, I took the opportunity to snatch your little friend here. As much as I need those ingredients you got for me, I forgot to mention the most important ingredient of all for my Wondertart... a living soul! Once the recipe is completed, the astral plane will be mine to control!!" The maniac of a chef spewed as he moved over and revealed Cuphead trapped in a jar. The poor, scared cup brother was pleading for help while banging on the jar.
"Mugman! Chalice! Ya gotta help me!"
"Shut it!! Now, I'll be taking that last ingredient, thank you." Saltbaker said as he easily snatched the last ingredient from Mugman's grasp. The two free cups readied themselves for a fight as Saltbaker went to work on the ingredients, murdering each of them in a cold and brutal manner for his personal gain. He soon slapped his hands on the table and took a glowing, red mushroom from off the side somewhere, opened the top of his salt cap and dropped it in. His eyes went from the chaotic yellow rings to just pure red as he started growing twice his size! He clasped his hands together and snatched Mugs and Chalice up in his palm as they kept trying to fight him. While the fight was raging on, you quietly and quickly snuck your way to Cuphead.
"(Y/n)! I would say I'm glad to see you and to get me outta here, but you shouldn't even be here! You're gonna get hurt!" Cuphead scolded you in fear for your safety. You shot him a glance before trying to break the cup out of the jar prisonment.
"I'm not leaving you guys behind! I have to do something to help my friends!" You kept trying to find a way to open the jar up or even break the glass, but to no avail. As you took a second to regain your composure, you looked up at Cuphead and saw his eyes widen.
"(Y/N)!!" Before you had the chance to react, you felt a large hand wrap around your figure.
"Well, well... what do we have here?~"
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Thank you for reading <3
babe shut up, im listening to "i hate you" [vocaloid song] and thinking of derpina and smiler [god it fits them so badly.]
Birthday’s of my cuphead AU character’s
Strawen (cuphead) & Ao (mugman) - January 1 (twins)
Sorika (sally stageplay) - January 6
Gybmy (djimmi the great) -January 13
Myrgear (gybmy’s youngest brother) - January 19
Mau (Cala maria) - January 23
Lollica (Mau’s half-sister) - january 27
Pom Pom (baroness von Bon Bon/hiloocca’s cousin) - February 11
Wally warbles - February 22
Hiloocca (hilda berg/Pom Pom’s cousin) - march 11
Krystal - (gybmy’s younger sister) - march 16
Vloim (chef saltbaker) - march 25
Rluu (goopy Le grande) & orchid - April 8 (twins)
Ekco (gybmy’s oldest sister) - April 17
Bem (beppi the clown) - April 24
Blynk (Strawan’s and ao’s older brother) - April 29
Werner werman - may 10
Pira (pirouletta) - may 28
Rom & ram (Gemini twins/hiloocca’s younger sister)
Trimbul (grim matchstick) - June 12
Rlomri (rumor honeybottms/trimbul’s adopted sister) - June 25
Hekca (hiloocca’s older sister) - July 11
Mir (gybmy’s mother) - July 27
Lyngol (strawan’s youngest brother) - August 14
Lauhr (trimbul’s younger sister) - august 29
Dj kyomdy (Cagney carnation) - September 3
Volxgo (gybmy’s older brother) - September 15
Coir - (gybmy’s father) September 24
Mankgo (mangosteen) October 5
Rerricca - (strawan’s and ao’s younger sister) October 11
Hopro (hopus pocus) October 19
Scroal - (gybmy’s aunt) October 31
Pip and dot - November 8 (twins)
Cherbell - (strawan’s and ao’s Mother) November 11
Cranbul (strawan’s and ao’s father) November 20
Borohi (sorika’s cousin) November 24
Ctrexy (gybmy’s youngest sister) - November 30
Bilcca - (strawan’s and ao’s oldest sister) December 8
Sakoto (king dice) - December 11
Celica/Cedric a.k.a strawen’s wife and ao’s in-law (ms chalice/mr chalice AU) - December 16
Dainika (sorika’s adopted sister) December 23
Fucking finally Grim Matchsticks has the same birthday as me!!! 🎂🎁🎊🎉🎈
Le Roi de la Lune Artbook by Yoshitaka Amano
they're cute together, that's all