i may look fly, but i want to die

make sure to SMASH that like button.

[lyjerria]

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[keroa]

I really don’t

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[watchwithmati]

[himejoshikomaeda]

The doctor took a long look at my nuts before finally saying “these are too fat” and smacking them

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

[lee-stie-deactivated20180926]

when your fav character appears

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[screenshotsofdespair]

[teenbitch-deactivated20151216]

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

[deucalio]

[fly-me-to-starbucks]

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

[paprika]

[ofools]

Body type: weirdly buff Beluga whale

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You’re snorkeling on vacation and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, what do you do?

[d4c-lovetrain]

Attend her funeral 

[thegoombs]

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

[thegoombs]

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

[rikudera]

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

[eggfordessert]

Why Muffy got a stripper pole in her room?

[platinum-k-i-l-l-s]

She bout that coin