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"ALL OUR FIESTAWARE PLACE SETTINGS" (2008), LAURENFDOT

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

moshroom

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

moshroom

copperbadge

Whaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.

obscurevideogames

"Grandma!"

Robot Alchemic Drive (Sandlot/Enix - PS2 - 2002)

tall

utopians

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

ichorknight

driving my chevy to the levee today

ichorknight

what the fuck

zoazoaa

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

vrabia

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

vrabia

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

vrabia

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

everyday-cutephoto

hoots-the-owl

“WAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!?!?”

- Sun Tzu

chibird

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femmedummy

quitting my job to become a lake monster

expressions-of-nature

Iguazu Falls, Brazil by Jaime Dantas

awlwren

[id: photographs of a set of huge waterfalls from different angles, showing the amazing width and height of both tiers, and the calmer water between them.]/end id.