âThat wasnât me! No, no, it wasnât me.â
âA likely tale spun by the guilty. Luckily for you, I donât care.â However, Deacon felt inclined to ask anyway, just to be difficult. âSo, what did you not do, hm?â
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âThat wasnât me! No, no, it wasnât me.â
âA likely tale spun by the guilty. Luckily for you, I donât care.â However, Deacon felt inclined to ask anyway, just to be difficult. âSo, what did you not do, hm?â
Bobâs Burgers â Season 2 Â {Sentence Starters}
âYouâre supposed to love each other, not kill each other!â
âDonât have a crap attack!â
âTime for the charm bomb to explode.â
âI did a booze cruise through your living room!â
âAlright girls! Go girls!â
âI had the video game company take your game away because I love you.â
âWow. I need to exercise.â
âIf youâre not real, then how come I feel this way?â
âPush her in a lake.â
âI just canât stop banging things down here, the acoustics are great.â
âThat wasnât me! No, no, it wasnât me.â
âI needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings.â
âThatâs the song I wanna lose it to. Mm-mm-mm.â
âAlso, if boys had uteruses theyâd be called duderuses.â
âOw, ow! That one hurt.â
âItâs like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.â
âI will punch YOU!â
âYou gotta just push âem right out there and if they fall flat, then thatâs them.â
âThat could be our next Christmas card.â
A reminder: Just because our introduction thread died/got lost/was awkward/or boring doesn't mean I don't want to RP with you. It just means that some things don't need to be tied up all pretty at the end, and I'm okay with that. So please go ahead and jump back in any time you want with starters/reblogs/or asks. Thanks!
kittenlancer replied to your post:
sCREAMS YOUâRE FABULOUS
[ omg no shhhh no iâm not i am a trashcan ]
Itâs munday so have a thing.
Grammar
âBite me, assholeâ = grammatically correct and scathing
âBite me assholeâ = kinky pirate
you guys should totally take this quiz and this quiz to see which supervillain and superhero you should hook up with itâs really fun
I already donât like this asshole:
Being followed was never a good thing, Jedi hadnât noticed it before but now she couldnât help but do so considering the fact that she was sure she kept hearing footsteps behind them. Glancing over her shoulder was all the proof she needed to be sure. There was someone following them. A guy, someone who ducked away to hide the second she turned to look. She glanced up at Deacon, frowning. How did he know about that?
Acting natural wasnât easy to do knowing there was someone following them but she tried. She followed Deacon into the alleyway, letting out a light gasped when she pushed away into cover. She couched down behind the dumpster, pressing her back against the wall. Her hand came up to cover lips, trying to stop herself from gasping when she heard the footsteps coming closer.
The man rounded the corner, stopping at the sight of Frost. His eyebrow rose, glancing around for the girl. âSince when do you allow yourself to be seen with cattle, Frost?â He taunted. âAre you that desperate, now?â his lips curved into a smile, teasing at showing his fangs. âTell me, does she taste as good as she smells? Perhaps youâll allow me a taster.â He stepped forward.
Deaconâs icy gaze matched his tone as he parted his pale lips to reply to the vampire, whom was already beginning to get on his nerves. âMaybe you should mind your own business. And, no, I donât think so. I mean, not unless you want to be ripped apart for attacking my familiar. No one would miss you, and hey, it would technically be your own fault.â That threat was empty, however, for she was not yet his familiar. But this guy couldnât possibly know that, so he continued on.
He briefly glanced in the direction of where Jedi was hiding, he had to get rid of this guy before he figured out where she was. It didnât help that he could smell her, and if he could, surely the vampire could as well. âItâs Kevin, isnât it? Or was it Kyle? I can never remember. Then again, I only remember important things. Anyway, donât you have better things to do than test me? Because last time I checked, you arenât even close to being on my level.â
He took a few steps towards the man before giving him a light pat on the shoulder, accompanied by a painfully insincere smile. âSo, Iâll give you one chance to turn around and walk away. Donât fuck it up.â He then dared to turn his back to the vampire, almost challenging him to do something. âCome back once youâre on my level, pumpkin.â
The third gif/icon in your folder is your museâs reaction to being called cute
reblog if itâs cool for me to bombard you with memes
I am an impulsive roleplayer.
I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesnât feel it, it isnât happening. That doesnât mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ânah bro.â
Iâm sorry I drop threads. Iâm sorry I donât reply to memes. Iâm sorry I ignore my asks. Iâm sorry I plot things and then donât do them. Iâm an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.
Roleplaying isnât my job: itâs my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isnât my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldnât be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!
And while weâre on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!
I always want to roleplay with you. JustâŠperhaps not with that thread. You feel?
are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside
Wow, that was⊠sad:
   âOH, YOUâLL find out     SOON ENOUGH.     Letâs just say, once Iâm through with you,     youâll probably run away CRYING to your DADDY.    OH, WAIT â Youâve already KILLED HIM!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!â
There was a slightly horrified look that crossed Deaconâs expression â before he burst into a fit of laughter. âDo you really think thatâs going to do anything to me? News flash; my father was an asshole, I could care less that heâs dead. Do your research next time before you say stupid shit, pumpkin.â The fact that this creature thought bringing up something like that would hurt him was laughable, and only made him become skeptical that the thing could do anything to him.
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âIâm pretty sure you heard me â Iâm not sure how though, considering youâre a⊠yellow thing that doesnât have ears.â An amused grin pulled at his lips as he continued to provoke the triangle creature. âWhatâre you gonna do about it?â
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RULES: Spell your URL out in song titles then tag 10 people .
I was Tagged by: I stole it from @journalingfreak but shh donât tell
N ew Perspective by Panic! At The Disco
I âm Not A Vampire by Falling In Reverse (bc irony)
C uckoo by Adam Lambert
E leanor Rigby by The Beatles
S weet Dreams by Eurythmics
H ooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede
C razy = Genius by Panic! At The Disco
T ik Tok by Kesha
TAGGING : @babaycga, @kittenlancer, @abigailxwhistler / @myrddins (whichever one you prefer hon) and @wwarchild (lmao good luck) and anyone else who wants to! Yes, that includes you reading this.
whenever i see mutuals answer headcanon questions about their muses