Niceshitdude

Steezy shit and shitty steeze.

[kyleehenke]

intimidating 2018 into submission before it even fucking starts

[reallyabitch]

just watched my dog lift his leg and pee directly on a beetle. i just sat there and watched like a fucking coward

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

its death is on your hands jill

[reallyabitch]

you think I don’t know that…. the image is burned in my mind. the beetle minding its own business watching its inevitable death unfold before it in the form of a stream of urine. me, 5'5". a god to him standing over him doing NOTHING. just letting it unfold then waking away as if nothing happened to begin with. this is something i will have to live with for the rest of my life.

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

[canuckianhawkbi]

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people seemed to like it when I did tweets by Obi-wan Kenobi, and they surprisingly liked it when I stole accents that don’t belong to me, so here’s a post of tweets in an accent that actually comes from my cultural background

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[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[fruitsoftheweb]

angler fish mating customs “If you were a like a female anglerfish you wouldn’t have to go looking for a date. Instead, you’d release a chemical trail of pheromones into the water and the guys would find you. Unfortunately, male anglerfish are 40 times smaller than the females. However, they can give the ultimate love bite! If we were like an anglerfish, the male’s body would start to degenerate. His jaws would fuse into the skin and his internal organs would disappear.”

[uhhh18-deactivated20171115]

god i wish that were me

[senor-taco-meatwrinkles]

you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one

[urulokid]

whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong

[queenciityconfidential]

[thenatsdorf]

“Riding a bicycle is so fun!”

[sickeningsavadia]

What kind of bird is this… Omg

[eritated]

It’s a male eclectus

[fionaostbyillustration]

THE WHELLES

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[orangeflamingo]

we can all learn a lot from this

[catsofinstagram]

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[deatofabachelor]

what the fuck is even going on anymore

[thetenderpassion]

[awesomevines]

[iwishihadafather]

First of all how fucking dare u

[gifbro]