✉ { recipient; baby girl }
Lis: ...bitch I will end you 😬😤
Lis: contrary to what you all sailors may think, doctors are actually there to help people feel better, trust me
Lis: alternatively, if you ever end up coughing up a lung and refuse to see a doctor about it, just let me know and :) I'll be sure :) to end :) your sufferings, trust me, part two.
Lis: ..you're lucky I love you. slug
[ she screeches, light and girlish, tips her head to the side and buries her face into her pillow, feeling breathless with affection; god--god--she misses him so damn much. ]
Lis: ME TOO UGH I am literally so SAD that I can't KISS YOUR PERFECT LIL CHIN AND YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR CHEEKS AND YOUR EVERYTHING I MISS YOU SO BAD, I am literally going through withdrawals....help...somebody...I'm desperate for The Nicholas Ryan Lancaster 😢❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lis: mmm, okay, you better eat something later though or I'll have to take drastic measures...
Lis: IT may be little but IT VICIOUS.. you don't know it!
Lis: last night I had a dream that I was very very small and my friends were bugs and we were trying to go for drinks and the bouncer (who was a larger bug) wouldn’t let my little bug boyfriend go in so I grabbed him by the throat and held him up with one hand and growled in a lil voice “you can’t discriminate, sir.”
Lis: how's THAT for VICIOUS mm? bet it scared you into swallowing an entire chicken AND its sauce in one seating huh? go have your dinner, Lancaster...you don't wanna try me 😠
Lis: I have the weekend off work! and no school work or anything anymore (!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE!!!) so if you can't come home, try to take an evening an hOUR, HALF A MINUTE OR SOMETHING off and I'll COME SEE YOU!!!!!!!!! YES OR OUI? ❤️❤️❤️
[ for a while, she simply stares at the last text, feeling coy and tenderly amused; it inspires a cute little smirk, concluding with her tongue tracing over her lips. she mulls over the thought, what she could say, and though she imagines her words would paint an exquisite picture (she well knows what a total sucker he is for her...saucier texts), she seems quite taken with the thought of a more forward approach. ]
Lis: you sir are trouble, you know that?
Lis: why don't I show you? ;)
Lis: [ she dips her neck, pale and delicate in the silver sunlight that's spilling over her through the half-open window, and snaps a coy little picture of herself winking at the camera, lax and soft amid her sheets, dressed in a little white tulle skirt and a light blue lacy bra, all black hair, cascading curls and rosy cheeks. ]
Nic: you would never, you love me, don’t lie
Nic: well, only when and if they are a hundred percent needed
Nic: oh….I like this alternative solution, to be frank! how exciting to find peace by your own to hands
Nic: don’t I know it, babe…I am the luckiest man on earth and beyond!!!!
Nic: or I will have to find a fitting punishment for you
Nic: I think I am going through the same symptoms, babe….but I have nothing other than photos of you to look at and a couple of my shirts that you had worn before I left and now they smell like you
Nic: what kind of drastic measures are we speaking about?
Nic: IT too little and petite and IT too vicious!! IT SO CUTE AS WELL!! IT ADORABLE ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS BEING VICIOUS!
Nic: *heart eyes emoji thing x a hundred times*
Nic: first of all, who was your bug boyfriend??? do I need to commit the sin of murder?
Nic: secondly, OHHH so vicious!! I am scared of it now!
Nic: not scared me enough, but I will have my dinner in an hour, I promise!!!
Nic: YES!!! I will come see you, baby!!! I have missed you so much!!!
[ he saves the picture on his phone, staring at it for a full minute. a smile forming on his lips, fingers tracing over her lovely features. missing her terribly ]
Nic: look at my girl, so damn pretty…
Nic: god, the things I would do to you if I were there right now…
Nic: oh, babe, I am nowhere near as beautiful and sexy as you, trust me
Nic: [ he sends her a picture of himself, wearing a dark blue ‘Navy SEALs’ hoodie, laying in his bed and buried under two blankets, hair sticking out to all directions ]