Monkeerangerfan

[monkeerangerfan]

Modern Girl Series Masterlist

The Offer

Series Synopsis

Molly Johnson (Female OC) former red turbo and space rangers helps the Avengers.

Genre: Potential romance, friendship

[writingdose]

a million times this. “I don’t like these xyz fics” then don’t read them. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!!!! no one forces you to read anything you don’t want to read. no one forces you to consume art you don’t enjoy. it’s so easy to click that mute or block button. instead of insulting fanfics or fan art for not fitting your personal liking, either choose something that does fit your personal liking, or write the fic you want to read yourself / draw the art you want to consume yourself.

fanfic writers and fan artists create as THEIR hobbies. they create for themselves and their own enjoyment. they don’t create for strangers’ approval

[meruz]

+bonus drawing for this situation

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[ghost-in-park]

oh my god

[mexagirlish]

what the FUCK????

[askthesonnellin0s]

who blows air into a coochie??

Is this a normal thing men do?????

[notsoheterosapien]

Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

[r4ttycl0wn]

them in civil war

[rats-n-roses]

Suggestive? Glam Micky art? Who who would do such a thing..

I still feel like it doesnt look like him but like whatever

[maizstar]

happy pride to whatever the fuck this was

[kijrbds]

the plot of civil war in one image

[monkeerangerfan]

I'm rewatching Mulan. Her father is praying for her to get a good match just as Little Brother pulls the sack of chicken feed. He sighs and continues praying like this isn't the first time. He gets up and bumps into her with the trays of tea he saves the pot, but the cup and tray fall to the ground, and she pulls a spar out of nowhere. Like they're concerned, but if she had been observers in her home environment, I think she would have been judged fairly. Like I know, on one end, the cup shouldn't have been broken, but can we give her props that she was forward thinking enough to bring a spare. That is a good wife. For example, if this doesn't work out, let's have a backup. Like I hope in universe that as much as shang is going to be exasperated he is just as equally going to be happy because more than likely she is going to have the solution before it happens or in the moment.

[asherashedwings]

This is how the first Avengers went, right?

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

Yelena: *downing vodka*

Bucky: You should have something healthy for once

Yelena: Vodka IS healthy. It’s made from potatoes. I’m basically drinking salad

[glennmillerorchestra]

i listened to the band and it told me that it's officially mike nesmith summer

[marveldaily]

Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

[userlecter]

Hannibal Lecter/TSOTL in popular media 1/? ↳ Captain Marvel (2019)

[chasoc]

Original post (x) Inspiration (x)

[stealingpotatoes]

i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

(tip jar! // comms status)

[389]

Hans Zimmer and his Moog modular in 1980

[big-smiling-monkey]

[iamoutofideas]

shes too good for him