THE WEIRD ANNOYING KID

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[chromrade]

this isn’t even edited

[strangefawn-deactivated20160707]

I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…

[gncgalactus]

You will not be able to predict how this ends

[draconym]

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

[draconym]

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

[draconym]

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

[draconym]

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

[omghotmemes]

[meanplastic]

GIRL I-

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

[devinellekurtz]

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[sakura-haruka]

#my heart

[somanyfandomssolittletime]

#the trilogy should have been about them#really someone should have checked with me#a stormtrooper uprising led by finn#a nobody from nowhere proving jedi will continue to be born rwgardless of politics#and the crowned son of the rebellion learning to take over power#see i solved your trilogy#they get married in the end#because poe has a last name to give and rey and finn are in need of one

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[gordon-pint]

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[el-garito-deactivated20210126]

El ventilador, mola 👌😃  

[ignorethepineapples]

you’re laughing. castiel went to super turbo hell to save the life of a straight man who died of tetanus two days later and you’re laughing.

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[carnival-phantasm]

Pope Francis excommunicated for Horny on Main

[ladyshinga]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico