#nick solstice

[nicks-nacks]

which one of yas is trans

so, quick rundown for the five of us donnie (he/him) and emma (she/her) are our token straights, ann (she/her) is bisexual, kurt (he/him) is somewhere in the aroace sphere... i think demi? and then there's me (he/they), the amab neptunic polyam demifluid boy...

we have some other friends who would fit under the label kinda, but they're not our roomies and haven't really shown any interest to being on the blog yet (though that may change!)

... so to answer your question, i'm the only one that falls under the umbrella, ehe... but we've got friends over at @theinquisitorsfaction and @projectstarfallcrusaders who are also trans or otherwise fall under the umbrella! (they post more frequently than we do, too, eheh...) go show them some love and say you were sent by nick, yeah?

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

Do any of ya get drunk?

…if so… What do ya get like? Giggly? Sleepy?

Rizz?

[NO] ... [NO] i’ve never gotten drunk before.

[FF] i’m the hot kind of wasted.

[CC] one woman's opinion [CC] wait what do you mean hot

[FF] literally hot [FF] i burst into flames

[NS] i've never gotten drunk. i've had alcohol, it just hasn't affected me to that point

[VN] I walk into a bar with a bottle of wine and I walk out with $200 and the work of someone who drained an entire bar worth of men.

[NS] granted i drink light so- [NS] WHAT.

[CC] WHAT?

[NO] teach me your ways

[PF] I'm legally banned in 7 dimensions from even touching alcohol after the great slaughter of 1134 where a snooty queen pissed me off by saying my fit was trash. [PF] I still don't know how she got that many knights.

[CC] your old fit was trash though it was just a fucking gray sweatshirt [CC] you didnt even have thigh highs [CC] or the bandana

[FF] man YO old fit was trash

[NS] she was a queen, numbnuts [NS] that's how

[PF] yeah but like… Not a big one.

[CC] a giga queen?

[PF] she had like a small kingdom max

[CC] a mushroom sized kingdom?

[NO] charles.

[NS] that's still a kingdom?? that needs guarding??

[PF] no you don't understand though. She had enough men to take over the neighboring three kingdoms and DIDN'T

[NO] she might be a pacifist

[PF] I swear she had knights coming from other places to help

[NS] that or it may have been more beneficial for her to not take them over [NS] trading partners and stuff, i dunno

[PF] man why are you all so critical of her matriarchal decisions [PF] she's fucking dead [PF] she waged war on me after I called her a fat hoe, for calling my fit trash. [PF] honestly the biggest escalation I've ever seen

[RF] …I get very. Very loopy.

[nicks-nacks]

what fguckinf year izzit

[nicks-nacks]

So, what’s your personal opinion on… Time?

time like as a concept? fascinated by it. i love those sci-fi stories that are all about time travel and stuff. there's this one that i've read that's LITTERED with bootstrap paradoxes and the like and it's all a stable loop of time being bent this way and that and-

yeah i. i really like time, heheh...

Yet your punctuality is atrocious.

i blame the adhd time blindness

[nicks-nacks]

okay i’m doing this for a funny bit

weegaboo

weegabwah

switcherooie the personalities, til somebody snaps!

[Nick, Ann, Emma and Kurt have swapped personalities with someone from @projectstarfallcrusaders! It’ll only be fixed when they find who they’ve been swapped with AND answer enough questions! (2 for each)!]

(hoo boy this is gonna be a "fun" one)

ah, of course... it's another one of those "anon magic" posts.

anon... magic?

do you recall when i was split into five facets of my persona? it's like that.

Greaaaaaat... This ought to be a fun one, 'ey Moongazer?

... Huh? Oh, were you talking to me?

Who else?

what i cannot begin to understand is why we were the only ones affected and not donovan...

Hey, someone's gotta be the normal one of the crew.

[nicks-nacks]

GET TO ROSEMARIE WHILE YOU’RE SPLIT AND WATCH HER FREAK OUT

[dick.]

"Are you insane? We would rather not cause a load of mental distress on someone so psychically gifted."

'we could send her a photo.'

"Yes, that would be the best course of action. Depression can you tie playfulness down for a second?"

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

Nick. Petting you and your family. Fuck you.

kurt's gonna bite your hand off but alright

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

what if i slurped the fox's dong

no thanks. nnnNNNEXT!