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Nick! Color Guard, DCI, WGI, Chicago, Food, YouTube, Ducks, Funny Things. Ask and Anon are always open. Looking for my dream man. If you find him let me know. DFTBA. Ravenclaw. Real talk in the tags tho

[flazzeda]

tbh this is one of my favorite UNHhhh moments katya is literally me

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Half of 1/6th a dozenth is the answer

[catchymemes]

[ohboywonder]

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

[animateglee-archived]

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

[kyraneko]

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

[nicktoocooltoland]

But like, they were called by their last names by most of the staff, a majority of the time...

[sjaxoo-deactivated20210115]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[ghiraher]

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

[nicktoocooltoland]

I never knew that shoving a bar through my ear would give me so much extra confidence. . . . . . . #industrialpiercing #selflove #confidence https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnu3v79Bsrz_HCUc50pFaQs25OE6WsP-HbN-Bg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=taqaymz5t52x

[welcomingdeath]

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone

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[nicktoocooltoland]

I did a thing today

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[pagesofpaigess]

but, still also horny to bang.

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

God making me

[scottandhiskind]

[elpatron-delmal]

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

[lohver]

you deserve to never have to guess how much you mean to somebody.

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

[nicktoocooltoland]

[queereyegifs]

#me always