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When you’re a free range chicken roaming the yard, it’s quite clear size matters. Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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The sea can be harsh and lonely, but this weathered old log is proud to fish for his community and take a breather on a bounty of fish! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Super tough, super buff and hard as a piece of wood, it's the gym log! Did he just get to the gym? Finish some reps? Who knows, it's a LOG. Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Hailing from Aurora, IL. “The City of Lights”, a most EXCELLENT shark.

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Swimming in St Patrick’s Day themed donut is where I want to be! Hope you had a Happy St Patrick’s Day week! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Gonna gobble up all the St Patrick’s themed donut along with this shark! Links to my shops on nickvolkert.com!

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BELATED. Captain Pancake looking to orchestrate some romance for the Valentine’s Day weekend!

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Oh what an amazing Super Bowl Weekend it would've been to have had a 40 year rematch between the New England Patriots and the Chicago Bears. Here's a tribute to the Monsters of the Midway, the 1985 Chicago Bears!

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This shark is looking forward to warmer days, blooming flowers, the sun, but not the bugs. Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Just a bit too long in the toaster there guy! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Happy New Year! To welcome 2026 The Fancy Shark is all dressed up and looking dapper in the ocean!

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Fact: Some sharks just like to let the wind blow freely, like a FREE AMERICAN, through their glorious mullet and kick back a ice cold sixer. Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Rise and shine! The Toasterbot is cooking up some little slices of toast, which are also robots, and are here and ready to help you with your morning! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Nothing says that Summer fun is over quite like starting school to pretty chilly temps. This year’s temp drop has this little robot lunchpail as its spirit animal! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Logs, and this is super surprising, can be country bumpkins enjoying the country air and sun!

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When the pool is a rockin’ and it happens to be a full moon, this werewolf is here to get down! Links to my shops at nickvolkert.com!

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Who’s excited for sports this Fall? This little robot lunchpail is! After wrapping up some Summer little league he’s excited to gear up for Junior Tackle football!

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