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Of course, I will. We both want different names so it’s hard to make up our minds. But as soon as we’ll know I’ll tell you.
“I bet it is. No one wants to compromise something like that. Eventually you’ll come up with something that you agree on. Can I ask what’s your current top pick? --- You know when sometimes you start watching TV and you get stuck watching something just because you began? I’ve been watching a documentary about bats for a while now.”
I feel like there’s no point in being pessimistic. Optimistic and realistic yeah, but not pessimistic. But I mean, everyone has their own opinion. Thank you, I’m so happy! I will, of course. We’re not completely sure yet, still deciding.
“At this point I’m not even doing it on purpose, I swear. Actually, I would say I’m more of a realist, but sure -- a little pessimistic too. Good! As soon as you decide let me know, I’m curious.”
I’m the delusional one ? That’s really funny, actually. You know what ? I’m actually pretty sure you’ve got me beat on muscles. Your muscles are fucking huge, bro. Teach me your bulking ways. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus, a magician never reveals his secrets, sorry. Yeah, I was pretty lucky. I mean, if I were in her position, I would have just taken the phone and split. So, it could have been worse, I shouldn’t really complain. Come on over and I’ll show you all the texts. I told her to keep it on the down low, I didn’t want you getting jealous or anything. Sex, obviously. I don’t really think awesome’s the word for it. She was pretty lame, if I’m honest. Funny story — I lost her number. Can you believe it ? What a total coincidence that we both lost each others numbers. You see, the other things you mentioned just don’t seem realistic, you know ? I wish she was here so I could get to the bottom of it. Well, considering the fact that she never called me back ; yes.
“Definitely. Yes! I knew it, I just wanted to hear you say it. Dude, I know. -- But a magician never reveals her secrets. I think you should reveal yours though, at least the lock picking one. Who knows, that trick could be handy one day. Well maybe she liked you after all and didn’t want to bolt without securing a second date. Please, I wouldn’t be jealous, I’m sure I got your number before my mom did anyway. I thought you’d say that. Lame? You say that now, but you’ve already admitted that it bothered you when she didn’t hit you up, so I think you thought she was pretty great. Just don’t deny it, I see right through you. Such a funny coincidence, it’s almost hard to believe that could’ve happened. Ah, yeah, you’re right, so not possible. But don’t worry, since neither of you called I'm pretty sure it almost hurt her ego as much as yours.”
I love working out but I get not everyone does.
“I do too sometimes, but definitely not in the morning. I’m not exactly an early bird anyway. I prefer to work out in the afternoon.”
Oh, what’s the fun in being pessimistic? Deal, let’s hope we don’t have to wait five years for that to happen. Oh, thank you so much! Yeah, I didn’t want to make a huge fuss, you know? But thank you, means a lot.
“The fun part is never being disappointed. I can be optimistic too, about some things. That would be a little too much, I’m an impatient person. No no, I totally get it. But I’m so happy for you! You’ll have to show me a picture of him. Also have you already decided what to name him?”
“It does ‘cause I make the rules around here, not you. You’re tiny as fuck so you’ve got my sincerest apologies for underestimating you right now. Did you know I’m a pro at picking locks, though ? Plus, windows are easy enough to climb into. You’re going to have to try harder than that. She seemed pretty chill when I met her. It wasn’t like she was screamin’ in my face or anything. She had me fooled from the get go, I guess. Make me. You know your mom texts me all the time ? Always asks when we can meet up for a coffee next. So, do you really think she’ll send the dogs out on her favourite boy ? I don’t think so. I only beg for one thing and being saved from a pack of dogs surely is not it. Yeah, I get that. I can’t do much about it now, anyways. I mean, you’re half a point off a solid ten out of ten, so I’d say it’s pretty damn good. You and I both know that’s not possible. Between you and I, I just tell myself she lost my number to help me sleep better at night. Why is it always the guys fault, huh ? Girls can be assholes too, you know.”
“That’s exactly why I’m here to tell you that you’re delusional. Um, c’mon, you’re not that much taller than me. You might have a bit more muscle but I’m not sure about that either. Are you really? And how did you learn that, spill. I’ll think of something. Too bad, she really got you then. But it’s good she didn’t get away with it. Look, I know you want to make out with me desperately but no thanks. I’m not going to believe you until I see some proof. She never mentioned being best friends with Justin Bieber, so I highly doubt that’s happening. Now I’m curious, what is it if not being saved from a hungry pack of cute, bloodthirsty dogs? True. You just need to accept it. Oh, so she’s on my level? Then she must be awesome. How come you didn’t call? Yeah yeah, whatever you say. Maybe she did lose your number, that could’ve happened -- or any of the things I mentioned. I know they can ---- are you saying she was being an asshole then, huh?”
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“I could come up with a few things that feel much better than that, but alright, whatever you say.”
Summer is less rainy but don’t get your hopes up. It rains less but still rains. I don’t think it gets proper cold in Bali.. Rain and storms will pass and then again hot weather, I’m guessing.
“That should be easy, I’m better at being pessimistic anyway. Probably not, and I’m sure you’re right. The next time we’re both free and Bali weather is looking really good we’re going, I’ll remember that you promised. Hey, I’ve just heard -- and I can’t believe I didn’t hear from you -- congrats on your baby boy!”
“Nah, too late, I already took it back. I’d like think I could take you if I needed to. Plus, I love a good challenge, so expect a very rude awakening tomorrow morning. You can bet I wasn’t about to hit her up for a second date, let me tell ya’. I don’t necessarily blame her, though. I kind of left the window open for her. I bet your mom lowkey loves me more than you. I doubt she’ll have the heart to send the dogs out on me. Besides, I’m a dog guy — Dog’s can sense that shit. Apparently she was just looking out for me. But I don’t get how keeping a dad from their unborn kid is in my best interest. I don’t doubt that it would have been hard, though. We weren’t together at the time so that didn’t help either. Oh, yeah, she was a solid nine — maybe a nine and a half. Charming her wasn’t the problem, I had her swooning. Maybe she was intimidated by my good looks — I can’t blame her, it happens to the best of ‘em. Perhaps, that could have been the case. But, like you said, how would you know, right ?”
“I’m sorry but it doesn’t work that way. You’d be surprised to see what I’m capable of when someone messes with my beauty sleep. No, you expect locked doors and windows, and if you rape the doorbell you’ll regret it, I promise. It sounds like she might’ve been a gold digger, if you ask me. Or she was a fangirl and when she had the opportunity to get all those numbers she took it. Shut up, she doesn’t, she would send them out if I told her to. Then I could drive over there and save you if you begged and if I wanted to because the dogs love me and everyone I love, but maybe I’m just not that into you. Yeah, I understand that you’d want to know about something like that, but if you guys weren’t together and it was complicated I also understand why she wouldn’t want to tell you. A nine and a half -- that’s pretty good, right? Oh, really? Maybe she was just pretending to like you so it wouldn’t be awkward. I’m sorry, Jay, I’m just trying to see all the options here. Yeah, I wouldn’t. But I know girls, and I still think that you failed.”
Exactly, there’s only rain. We had snow like for a day and that’s it. No sun, just rain and coldness. I need warmth. I heard that Bali is very warm right now.
“That’s what I’ve heard, but I’ve been to London a few times and it didn’t rain those times. Last time was last summer, is it unusual or is it just less rainy in the summer? Does it ever get cold in Bali, though? The whole place looks like a paradise. --- I just checked and I think they’re having some storms and rain all week next week. Damn.”
“Oh shit, I take that back then. So, what you’re really saying is if I ever want to hang out before 8, I need to drag you out of that bed by your feet, yeah ? ‘Cause that’s something I’d be down for. Of course I did. I didn’t need my friends coming at me for allowing their numbers to leak. I usually do, that’s the thing. It was honestly the one day I’d taken it off ‘cause my friend was taking videos while I was skateboarding earlier. So, I just flipped the passcode off so he didn’t have to worry about it. But of course, the one day I do, I fucking forget to turn it back on. Do it, I want to see the backlash it’d cause. I don’t know, it’s still pretty fucked up, regardless. There was also this one time I went on a couple of dates with this cute blonde, right ? Might have been two or three dates, you know ? But, you see, after the last one, I never heard from her again. Like, what kind of person does that ?”
“You can’t take it back anymore, I already heard you. Mm, technically, but never do that because I can be very homicidal early in the morning. Ask my brothers, you don’t want to experience it. Yeah, pretty sure they would’ve hated you. Oh -- that makes sense, I guess. Then you just have the worst luck ever, and you sure know how to pick ‘em. Really? You’re horrible. You know what, I’ll tell my mom you told me to tell her that. And then if you ever bump into her she’ll tell the dogs to eat you. I guess so, but maybe she was just scared. ‘Cause it doesn’t sound like the pregnancy was planned. What kind of person --- well you said yourself she was cute, right? You know what I think happened? I think maybe she just wasn’t that into you. Maybe you didn’t charm her. Or call her either, but then again how should I know.”
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“The worst part? Damn, allow me to go down the list. Well, I usually end up feeling so hollow, you know? And it makes you feel bad about how you look in a way. Not to mention during the whole thing, I forgot how young I really was. Especially when your still a teenager and they’re making you pose in the most inappropriate ways. Yeah, the whole being tall this is pathetic. I’m lucky to have became so successful in modeling even though I was under the height limit,”
“Well I can’t exactly say that I know since I’ve never been a model, I guess when you act and do photoshoots you can be more yourself, you know? Really, you’ve felt bad about how you look? Uh, true! Did you start modeling when you were young? I just don’t understand it, tall and short women are both beautiful but I guess they just think taller is sexier.”
nicki minaj’s verse is the pinnacle of the entire song. you go through the song thinking ‘yeah, this verse is good — no, this one’s the best — actually, maybe this one is’ but then you get to nicki’s and it’s just a home run. she smashed it. come on over then, you can have the pleasure of being my first audience member.
“she’s amazing. oh -- i have to listen to you rap? that’s not what i signed up for. alright, well, since i’ll be the first i guess i can’t say no, right? you can show off your skills and i’ll let the world know if you’re nicki or iggy.”
You make a very good point, my love. But I’m just tired of this awful weather in London. Also, I have some work I need to do in LA. My plan for now is to live in LA for some time, when I get bored or run out of things to work on I’m getting on a plane and we’re going to Bali. How’s that sound?
“What about it? Rain, snow -- do you have snow in London right now? I guess it would make sense that LA is a little more appealing right now. That sounds like a plan, and I love it.”
